#raLPHHHHH

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Also Detroit has a lot of prime writing material for me now that I'm rewatching the SBFP let's play

Connor learning to deal with emotions he was never programmed to experience and falling for a human without the innate knowledge of what's creepy and what isn't. He really doesn't mean any harm, he just has to be told some things are unnerving and invasive. He gives you gifts you never talked about because he looked through your wishlists on websites, he absorbs information from every show, book, etc to talk about them with you, he hears you mention not feeling well and offers to lick you to analyze any vitamin deficiencies.

He doesn't really experience sexual desire, but he knows and has interacted with androids designed for catering to humans that way. He downloads some of that software and orders hardware as a romantic "surprise" for his Darling, but it's...not as sexy as you would imagine. He's just holding a vibrating finger and whatnot against you, but no matter how good it feels he just has his typical demeanor since he can't technically get turned on. Like he's just got that awkward little smile and he isn't closing his eyes or anything a human would do when fingering someone. He just licks your face and says in that pleasant lil voice "Your oxytocin levels are very high. You're about to orgasm soon! I'm glad I can make you feel this way. :)"

Or fucking RALPHHHHH especially! Like he has a fear of humans but after meeting Alice, he learns not all of them are bad. And one human is particularly kind to him. They bring him things to make his home more comfortable: blankets, pillows, and even some things to improve his cooking skills. Did you know you're supposed to add things like salt, and meat can be burned for too long? Ralph knows that now!

Ralph doesn't accept Darling's offer to let him stay with them...not yet. Too many humans live near them, humans he doesn't know. Doesn't trust. To Darling they're just neighbors, but to Ralph they're strangers. He doesn't like that so many strangers are around Darling. But eventually he might be convinced to move in. Their home is warm and safe, and Ralph enjoys spending more time with them! When they leave, he's too afraid to leave with them and be around other strangers, but he's happy to wait for them to come back. He draws a lot and has entire sketchbooks (bought by Darling as a present) filled with everything he can think of...and a lot of ones of Darling: sleeping, showering, watching TV, etc.

#.dbh #yandere dbh #.connor #.ralph #yandere connor #yandere ralph #.myshit #thots