#rant over I'm just sick of this and this isn't even BLOCKABLE

[cboffshore]

my prophecy came true. the [REDACTED BC SPOILERS IYKYK] thing has already slowed down my dash with the sheer volume of people losing their shit in advance. I'm gonna ramble in the tags so be advised: nothing is NAMED but the hints are Quite Obvious

#I swear to God if people use this as an excuse to write MORE misconstrued angst I'm going to go feral #like I want this to be a cool thing but also? the last time this happened for THIRTY SECONDS my dash was completely flooded with thirst art #and links to weirdly toned fics and such #please if you're gonna get funky with it don't get weird and gross!!!!! let's see where this goes first!!!!! #rant over I'm just sick of this and this isn't even BLOCKABLE #nobody tagged it consistently last time!!!!! this is gonna be worse!!!! #don't get me wrong - if this is correct I'm super intrigued #but not like #look the fic I saw with the strangulation tag or w/e was the last fuckin straw okay. you saw the cameo He Would Not Do That he's too busy #on fortnite or whatever he does back there!!!!! he's not choking anyone out on his desk!!!!! #lila speaks #and SCENE.