#remind me to tell y'all about the time he put yoghurt into his coffee bc we ran out of milk

[rudjedet]

The other day hubs was going to clean the balcony with the pressure washer, but he doesn't own waterproof shoes, which resulted in the following conversation:

Him: I'm gonna clean the balcony, can I wear your wellies?

Me: my wellies

Him: yes

Me: my EU size 37 wellies

Him: yes

Me: for your EU size 43 feet

Him: I mean they'll stretch, right?

Me: ...

-later-

Himself, having fruitlessly attempted to get his foot into one of my wellington boots: hm no. That's a bit tight.

Me: you think???

#underrated himbo #a parttime himbo as it were #remind me to tell y'all about the time he put yoghurt into his coffee bc we ran out of milk