#rexen's gonna be an ant compared to her

[tabsters]

Y'ALL MY SISTER IS A FUCKING GIANT.

I BOUGHT THREE INCH PLATFORMS IN VIETNAM FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RETURNING HOME AND FINALLY BEING ABLE TO BE TALLER THAN HER.

APPARENTLY SHE HAD A GROWTH SPURT DURING THE FIVE WEEKS I DIDN'T SEE HER.

BECAUSE I COME HOME.

WEARING THESE THREE INCH PLATFORMS.

AND THIS

LITTLE BITCH (affectionate)

IS STILL SOMEHOW TALLER THAN ME. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING STEROID MILK HAS SHE BEEN DRINKING WHAT-

edit: forgot to mention that she's younger than me. i hate it here.

#ok also #rexen is shorter than me #and if my sister is taller than me #while i'm wearing platforms #rexen's gonna be an ant compared to her #fucking hilarious