#so i have certain unshakeable associations between ''gf wears like a slightly oversized college sweatshirt''

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unbearable eroticism of one’s girlfriend wearing jeans and a hoodie

#they normally do a whole Smart Casual situation not that they wld conceptualize it as such #such that the first time i really saw them in comfortable relaxed clothes was when i was being overloaded with feelings #during our platonic besties' spring-break-at-your-friend's-house-without-their-girlfriend activity like 2 wks before we got together #so i have certain unshakeable associations between ''gf wears like a slightly oversized college sweatshirt'' #and ''at long last you are about to receive something like unto that for which you have longed lo these untold years; #and yet that which remains unresolved burns ever more fervently!'' #etc. you know how it is #you know when it's spring break and youre at their childhood home and you have your own guest room but they asked to you sleep #in their bed anyway. because otherwise they miss you too much. and then they explain that they want to put your platonic friendship over any #future romantic relationships they might have. and they're wearing a HACK NIGHTS 2017 t shirt. and you wonder if you are in hell #anyway. now they also have a WORLD'S OKAYEST LESBIAN shirt. and jeans. and i am going to bite thru my arm #box opener