#that would entirely be elevated by a fat stomach i don't make the rules. this is also true of halsin. actually no party member should have

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i just think it’s so sick and twisted gortash canonically has abs. like him being hairy isn’t enough i also need him to be fat. it’s like when people make mods that smooth out his old ass face or whiten his yellow ass teeth, but it’s real. i need to see his muffin top more than i need to see anything else in this game.

#enver gortash #durgetash #i did not care about him at all my first run i was like ‘old man anime boy- boring- whatever- i like the lobster suit lady more’ and moved #on. it took playing durge for me to be like 'actually i gotta worship this man's hairy bhaals i think' which is the correct way to go for a #character. he's whatever then you learn about his history with your player character and you're like 'okayy. listening- seated- on my #knees- you already know what i'm doing down there.' in reality his shitty hair cut and yellow ass teeth are entirely what makes him hot and #that would entirely be elevated by a fat stomach i don't make the rules. this is also true of halsin. actually no party member should have #muscles they should just varying amounts stomach fat to attend to MY preferences exclusively. hope this helps!