#theres an amogus plushie in it

[grubloved]

theres theoretically a local farmers market where i am but it sucks ASS because it is populated by NO FARMERS and instead is like. aliexpress costume jewelry. aliexpress costume jewelry. guy with a cnc router in his garage selling wooden shapes of local important building. fucking empty booth with just big posters telling you to buy a mattress on a website. 2 whitegirls selling $6 tomatoes. aliexpress fanny packs and amogus plushies. reselling imported baskets. lame thriftstore reseller. "local honey" stall but every bottle is labelled from a full state over bc theres an honest to god honey reselling corporation here?? IT IS SO FUCKING DIRE

#its the winter so it isnt going right now but OH my fucking god #birdenest #nobody is selling food they are all just posers trying to resell shit for the highest effort to money ratio :(

[absintheanflare]

i kind of. want an amogus plushie. every time i go to a store and theres amogus plushies i feel a strange sense of longing. ive only played the game once. its the fake husbandry memes of amogus (and sometimes tbh) that got me. i want a silly guy. god knows i won't buy myself one though

#selfpost #i cannot justify an amogus purchase to myself