#this is even more awks than 'hi Your Maj yeah so we named the colony after the fact that's you've never fucked that's okay with you right?'

[nostalgia-tblr]

okay but theres that place in england that's called "maidenhead' and apparently that name for it is p damn old so was the virginity-euphemism/innuendo because someone saw the placename and went 'LOL' and how did that poor town cope with the several centuries (?) in which people they met would be all "you're from WHERE????"

#history stuff #'oh hi i'm from the town of Hymen yeah people do tend to do that face you're doing right now when i tell them that' #at least Scunthrope was okay until the invention of online autocensors u kno? #first time i saw talk of 'her maidenhead' in a book i was like wait what about the place-name?? #Visit Sunny Virginity-Town i guess??? #this is even more awks than 'hi Your Maj yeah so we named the colony after the fact that's you've never fucked that's okay with you right?' #'we were thinking if you do get married after all we can just rename it to She's-Had-Sex-Now-Land what do you reckon?'