#this is jokes i KNOW it's more complicated for humans bc of how our hormone cycles work

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hysterectomies should be easy to just call your doctor and schedule one for next week and only cost one hundred dollars. like spaying a cat.

#eliot posts #this is jokes i KNOW it's more complicated for humans bc of how our hormone cycles work #so hysterectomies (especially full ones where you get the ovaries removed) can have unwanted side effect #BUT AT THE SAME TIME #the way medical misogyny (as well as good ole overly expensive american healthcare) makes them unnecessarily hard to get #''but what if you want BABIES some day'' no thanks. fuck them kids. #''but what if your FUTURE HUSBAND wants BABIES'' someday. no thanks. not into men. #(and trying to pressure me to carry a child for them would be grounds for divorce to me anyways. fuck you im not a baby machine.) #this post brought to you by: i feel like i got hit by a fucking bus after last night's cramp incident #i want this thang GONE