#to identify as someone who is 5'11'' bc i functionally am

[fagrackham]

OK I LIED IM 5'10.5" BUT I SAY IM FIVE ELEVEN TO MAINTAIN MY SEXUAL INTRIGUE AS WELL AS TO MORE ACCURATELY REFLECT THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY SISTER AND I*

#*there really isn't one. just that half inch that no one notices anyway because i usually wear boots and even when i dont she slouches. i #was a dancer for many years chickadees and my sister still isn't over our parents' divorce so i usually look taller than her. so i choose #to identify as someone who is 5'11'' bc i functionally am