#uncle muscles isn't going to make the next family bbq!!!

[dadvans]

every day that i log into this website and no one is talking about this man stabbing another man in the throat and licking the blood off the knife and his fingernail polish changing with his murder outfits and his murder outfits being rotating unbuttoned silk shirts, wide linen pants, and crocodile shoes, and flirty fun hairstyles and too many accessories, and he color coordinates his soft gothcore color palettes with the pimp cars that he drives, and he only has a boner for (1) murder and (2) a six-something hyper masc baby boy on a cliff he blows kisses to when baby boy shoots his enemy off a giant dam with a rocket launcher, like???

i'm being tested by god

#academy award BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR academy award BEST COSTUME academy award BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY #uncle muscles isn't going to make the next family bbq!!! #(to the corpses) enjoy your mimosas boys someone will be around to bury u soon i have to go wash my hair #SHAKESPEAREAN #fast x #jason momoa