#when we're in town people ask me what breed is your dog

[alienpossession]

Snippets

Just some scribbles on how a possessed human/shapeshifted alien would behave to the human's significant others

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He grabbed his mother's face as she keeps shouting

"To be honest, mom, I'm tired of hearing you say that I'm acting weird. In fact, I don't need to hear your opinion or even you anymore! Have a good tight sleep with pop, okay? I got a whole life ahead of me and yall be deadweight anyway,"

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His father tried to stop him from driving away but then he rolled down his window and inhumanely lengthened his arm to grab him by the neck. In mere seconds, the father is now mere inches from his son's face, if whatever being it is can even be called as his son

"So let me set it clear, old man. I don't give a shit about what you think of me or is this your car or anyone's car. It's mine, and I'm gonna use it as I please, you hear me?"

"Now fuck off!" and with that, he lengthened his arm all the way before he dropped his father right at their front door, a good 5 metres at least from where the car is, and speed off with his best friend. What the fuck is that? thought the old man still in surprise

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"Aww too bad you have to see me slaughter that dog, lil sis. But it's so annoying, I just need to kill that little shit. Do you wanna be like that dog next? If not, keep your mouth shut, you'll tell everyone that it's just simply gone, okay? Well, it's practically gone though, to my stomach, hahahahahah,"

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"Hey ma, yeah, dad's a musk fag or something. Look at him enjoying my feet stink,"

His mom just stared in horror but then, as if some invisible force push her to move, she quickly kneeled and then crawled to his son's other feet.

"Yeah, stop resisting mom. I need some more servant if I want to expand even wider after all,"

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"You haven't seen everything, old man. We're not planning to just takeover the ranchers, we want to seize the whole town, and you'll join force to help us if you still want these two sons of yours be let go, you understand? Now, set a town hall by the end of this week, we'll put some of our kind around the perimeter and after getting inside everyone, then we will release these two, you down?"

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"Yeah, nothing's really there. What blue glowing thing sliding into me when I checked on the backyard? You are one delusional old lady, you know that, maw? I didn't even scream or rustled in the bushes, you are so silly, you know?"

As he gently caressed his neck, he then whispered

"Keep talking like that or run your mouth to other people and I will not hesitate to break your back and let you die, you get me? You saw nothing and you are just a silly delusional granny,"

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"Yeahhh......too bad we can't let any eyewitnesses, you know? So you have to be eliminated," he said to the older man he usually helped around as he lifted him several inches above the ground before he break his neck and dropped his body to the ground

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"Remember big bro, snitches get stiches. Or in my case, snitches get slime shoved up through their ass. Keep that runny little mouth of yours zipped or I'll make your silly gay boyfriend taken over by my friends and I'll force you to watch him squirm and shout,"

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"You resisted for way too long and asked too much question," he said with flat expression as he grabbed his girlfriend's neck and then his hands started to morph into something hideous with thorn and scales

"Scratching you to let you know that I'm, as you suspected, not your boyfriend. But I'll make sure you won't see the daylight anymore if you are not going to cooperate with me to breed you, bitch, so shut the fuck up and just take the dick up in your ass!"

She tried to scream but he muffled her and pistoned the hardening uncut cock into her pussy in one swift penetration. Soon she'll bear the first hybrid baby that Earth ever seen

#alien possession #alien shapeshift #male shapeshift

[ofpineapplesanddawns]

Have you considered... Vardy and Lucian encountering Aro. Like, outside of the case fic. When they've been together for a while. I don't know, Ellie gifted them a Vacation in Italy or something but they're trouble magnets, so... I don't even know where I'm going with this asdfgj

I think I've kept it vague if Aro exists in this world or not, just for the off-chance I get to play with this idea for my own enjoyment because that is a ship I don't think anyone's bothered with before, haha.

On with the fic!

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"I hate it here." Hardy said, fanning himself. "The sun's setting and it still feels like it's too damn hot."

"Well, it is the height of summer." Lucian chuckled, walking alongside his partner through the streets of an Italian villa that was picked out by Miller for them to visit. She had weirdly planned some of their trip for them, he didn't understand why.

"The dog days of summer..." Hardy mumbled.

"Was that a joke?"

"I don't even know, I just want to go back to the hotel."

"Well, we'll find it eventually." Lucian replied before stopping in his tracks, a deep frown coming to his lips. "Did you hear that?"

Hardy stopped, turning to look at Lucian, who was tense, alarmed, and looking around. "What is it?" Hardy asked quietly, trying to listen for anything unusual, smell anything... off.

He smelled something faintly metallic, mixed with the unique scent of vampire.

With just a hint of something else that he couldn't quite place.

"Seriously?" Hardy hissed. "Can't catch a damn break, even on holiday..."

"What town in this again?" Lucian asked.

"Volterra or something."

Lucian looked at Hardy, moving quick to grab his hand and started to walk fast. "We need to get our things from the hotel and get out of here."

"What? Why?"

"Because this is the homebase of a very dangerous clan of vampires, one of the most powerful breeds in the world."

"Oh." Came a voice, close behind them. "I'd rather like to think we're the most powerful."

Spinning on his heel, the detective found a man standing behind him. He was dressed in a black suit that looked like it cost more than what Hardy made in a few months. His hair was long, straight, and dark as night, which made his pale skin stand out in the glow of the street lights.

His eyes were a piercing red, and his smile was simple but sharp as a blade.

"Look at you, a curious sort of vampire type." The man said, his voice light, airy, childish and mocking, but clearly entertained. Hardy wanted to punch him.

He heard a warning snarl from Lucian, who was now standing behind him, gripping Hardy's hand tightly. The vampire blinked, then looked rather delighted. "And a werewolf! Goodness, it's been ages since a man wolf has graced this lovely town! Decades, really."

"Lycan." Hardy corrected, baring his fangs in warning. He had a feeling any display he presented would not bother this vampire in the least, but it didn't hurt to try.

Clearly, Hardy was right, as the vampire continued to smile. "You'd best put those little fangs of yours away, little bat. You have no effect on someone like me."

"How would you know that?"

"Years of experience."

Hardy scoffed. "Right. Well, we're off, have a good night or whatever, don't go murdering people."

"Oh," the vampire said, "I already had a meal, I'm just out for a stroll when I came upon your unique scents. A bit blended, it seems." His smile turned a little more coy. "Lovers?"

Hardy really wanted to deck this guy, but Lucian was still holding his hand. "What of it?" The lycan asked in warning.

"A vampire and a were- sorry, lycan, what an interesting combination." The vampire still looked too pleased.

"What business is it to you? Who even are you?" Hardy asked.

"Ah, yes, where are my manners!" The vampire bowed. "Aro of the clan Volturi."

Hardy felt Lucian tense up next to him, pulling the young vampire close to him. "Alec, we need to leave." He whispered. "He's the leader of the clan, he's the biggest threat of them all."

"Now, that's not nice to say of someone you don't know." Aro said with just a little pout to his lips. "I am sure that you yourself have a reputation that you don't want me to speak of, yes, young wolf?"

Lucian looked surprised. "How do you-?"

"Vampire business, any vampire business, does not escape me." Aro smiled and it was dark and Hardy felt the urge to escape, to fly away.

"Now," Aro continued, "what are you two doing in my city?"

#the vardy au #lucian x alec hardy #john's drabbles #good omens extended universe

[megpricephotography]

A sneaky little collieflower, lurking in the buttercups on a sunny Saturday afternoon. 

#flynn is the border collie-est border collie... #when we're in town people ask me what breed is your dog? #even in the UK where working BCs are eeeeverywhere most have an idea of border collies being black & white & fluffy #so if he's just standing around on a lead flynn's colouring & smooth coat throws them off #but when we're out in the fields people KNOW what breed Flynn is #that's a sheepdog!... you need to get him some sheep!... nice colour on that border collie! #yes he's a sneaky sneak of a border collie & he has super important hiding stalking & staring herd-y business to attend to

[fubar-at-heart]

Rant:

What I wish I could say to my neighbors, the one with the three beagles and the one with the four golden retrievers:

"Hey I live down the street and your dogs are constantly in my yard. They run along the creek and hang out in my yard. This is a problem because my two dogs are not friendly to yours. I cannot guarantee your dogs safety on my property. My dogs do not like your dogs. I repeat, they are not safe in my yard. So I need you to keep a closer eye on your dogs. My dogs stay in my yard, they have a running lead. If they're not in my yard, they're on the leash with me. Not all dogs are friendly. I am a responsible owner and I do my part with my dogs, I know they're limits. And yours are causing us unnecessary stress. I don't need your dogs harassing mine while mine are tied up. I don't need my dogs choking themselves trying to snap at your dogs. I need your dogs out of my yard. Please keep your dogs out of my yard."

Now the only problem is I have no idea where these seven dogs live. None. All I know is the beagles are always together and so are the golden retrievers. So I believe they're packs from the same residences. Fuck these irresponsible owners that let their dogs run the neighborhood. They could get hit by car, we have moose in the area they could get seriously hurt. But the owners don't really seem to care because these dogs are always out.

And also fuck the neighbor that lets her labradoodle run up to my two dogs when we're out walking shouting "He's friendly, he's friendly!" While yours may certainly be friendly, mine are not. Your dog is running at us, mine dont interpret that as friendly behavior. Get a hold of your dog. One of mine, the bigger more aggressive guy can get out of his muzzle. So please for fucks sake get your fucking dog!

I know my dogs breed get a bad rap, I know that. But it certainly doesn't help when I seem to be the only one safegaurding my dogs and yours and your dogs safety. I can't be the only one. I do everything in my power. They have leashes that read "do not approach", collars that read "Caution" on the side and muzzles. They are tied in my yard during the day and we only walk them in the later evenings after most of the other dog walkers have gone in. I scheduled their vet visits when I know the vets office will be empty. We don't take them to the dog park, I know they couldn't handle it. I do everything I can and my dogs have never bitten anyone. And I would like to keep it that way. I know the breed. I know my dogs. I can handle them. You can't.

My dogs are not out right mean. They're just big and not very gentle. They're protective of their people and their home. They are good babies and most days are very sweet. They're nice to kids, they'll lick your kids face clean and then try to cuddle with them. Your kids are safer in my yard then your dogs.

Mine are rescues. They were abused in their pasts. One of them has cognitive special needs. The other has severe anxiety. I am not asking for very much, I'm just asking that you mind your dog. Which if you are a responsible dog owner, that wouldn't be a problem for you. If you were a responsible owner you'd respect my dogs space. If you were a responsible dog owner, your dogs wouldn't be terrorizing the neighborhood. If you were a responsible dog owner, you'd know where your dog is at all times.

I don't live in town. I don't live the 'burbs either. I live out in the county, in the sticks. So my neighbors aren't even that close. I believe these illbehaved dogs are running at least a mile. Because I walk halfway down the dead end of our road, and half way down the road and back to my house is five miles. I use the halfway point to keep track of how much I'm walking. So these dogs aren't very close either. Just a little perspective. I know most of the dogs in our neighborhood. Sometimes dogs get out and that's fine. I've returned many of my neighbors pups with little hassle.

But these seven dogs in particular are always out, always in my yard and I have no idea where they actually live.

#be a responsible dog owner