#will wheeler rolls off the tongue AND alliteration isn't bad AND they're both comic lovers so they'd love it AND mike doesn't

[bylertruther]

william wheeler > michael byers

#michael byers sounds like a shitty knock-off michael myers AND mike isn't even the biggest horror fan out of the two of them AND #will wheeler rolls off the tongue AND alliteration isn't bad AND they're both comic lovers so they'd love it AND mike doesn't #hate his parents enough that he'd want to change his name or whatever angsty reason AND yo mama #will didn't draw mike as his knight in shining armor with a literal heart on his shield A HEART WITH A CROWN AKA CALLING MIKE #THE KING OF HIS HEART AND THEN LATER SAYING OUT LOUD WITH HIS MOUTH 'YOU'RE THE HEART' for you guys to disrespect #his dreams like this #boy prob has notebooks full of MW + WB and MW with a heart around it etc etc be serious. he is a sappy hopeless romantic. #he goes 🤢😒 when he sees other ppl being lovey dovey but then does the same shit in private like be serious. BE SERIOUS #no reblogs bc i kno i'm in the minority and i don't want to see ppl reblogging a post they disagree with to tell me tht they disagree