#x: momen't silence

[newbordeaux]

1, 7, 10, 29, 30, 33, 34 for georgie x corvo, audrey x joshy, josephine x treachery 👼

THANK YOUUU MWAH.. sorry this took me sososo long to fill out I feel like I've been writing a novel 🥴

GEORGIE/CORVO

What, specifically, was the catalyst for their physical attraction (if applicable) to the other character? In other words, what in particular had them like “Oh, they’re...hot...” 

Bruh Georgie thought he was hot from day one (aka the high overseer mission baby)… she was into nasty greasy goth Corvo who ate rats when no one else was ✊😔 Honestlyyy it was the weird mysterious goth vibe… his strong arms… there’s something off putting about you 😍😍

 Him uhhh I don’t think immediately, I think he’s too fucked up during the game to notice how sexy she is but laaater on in the OP royal physician ending when they meet again… well one can’t help but notice that there’s something about this hot doctor from the distillery district 🙈 her tuberculosiscore swag

Do they (or would they) pursue the other character’s affection, and if so, how? Do they tell the other character how they feel? Try to earn their admiration? Woo them with romantic gestures? Flirt with them, skillfully or otherwise?

HMMM i have to say that i can't imagine either of them actively wooing the other or actually pursuing anything, things just do be happening. Two freaks living in the moment. The most flirting they’d do is compliment each other. AWKWARDLY.

What scares them about entering a relationship?

I think I mentioned this to Dany last night but the way I interpret it I think Corvo isn’t really someone who has much of a life outside his job as a protector and the only people he’s truly ever close to are said people he’s protecting… so Emily and formerly Jess. So YAH the reluctance to let anyone new get THAT close. And of course Jessamine’s ghost looming over this still 🤪

What completely petty topic (music taste, favorite food) do they find themselves completely at odds with their partner about? 

Probably just something like food. SUPER petty things… is canned fish good y/n

Under what circumstances would they feel jealous?

I have to say i do not think they'd be jealous?? Like yeah all the hotties in Dunwall want Corvo but they got nothing on her ❤️❤️❤️ the only thing she's jealous over is Jess but whatevah she's dead now 😔. Meanwhile most people find Georgie too weird to make a move on her, like yes she's sexy but at what cost 🚶‍♀️ And she’s rarely interested in others like that soooo.  

Under what circumstances would they feel protective?

HMMMM I think generally Corvo would OBVIOUSLY be the more protective one but. Duh. And not in any specific circumstance, just generally even though Georgie can obviously look out for herself. She’s lived in Dunwall’s worst part and is close friends with a gang leader!!!

AUDREY/JOSH

What, specifically, was the catalyst for their physical attraction (if applicable) to the other character? In other words, what in particular had them like “Oh, they’re...hot...” 

HELP I do not think Joshy is like.. physically attractive i mean DUH. Mummy ass. It’s more about the vibe for her I guess 🤷‍♀️ And his grandpa ass voice. IDK not really a moment where they’re together in particular just her remembering some weird shit he said while she’s chilling in bed and being like wait um… 😳😳😳 ok nvm that was sick dont think that again

And IDK I mean Audrey just IS pretty (baby orang utan pic) so I think in his mind he was eventually like. One Might Call Her Beautiful… not me tho god bless 🙏🙏🙏 As for a specific moment UH probably some weird shit where shes cleaning her shotgun from across the other side of camp and shoots something with ease IDK hes sick

Do they (or would they) pursue the other character’s affection, and if so, how? Do they tell the other character how they feel? Try to earn their admiration? Woo them with romantic gestures? Flirt with them, skillfully or otherwise?

YOU KNOW he’d never do anything 😭 Maybe trying to earn her admiration (later on) or trying to get her on his side which is the most he’ll do to make her like him and even if she doesn’t… well she doesn’t have to 🤷‍♀️ Audrey I think doesn’t flirt or anything but she DOES  try to spend time together that's not. Fucking killing people in a canyon you know. And eventually just makes her feelings known, fuck it sometimes you gotta be a little cringe. 

What scares them about entering a relationship?

Oh you know, ye olde self-loathing, something something him thinking she hates him and should probably be with someone else rather than just deep fried war criminal.. and her thinking the exact same 🤡 both probably not having interacted much with others beyond anything that was distant interactions… the mortifying ordeal of being known and by someone from your former enemy faction no less 🚶‍♀️

What completely petty topic (music taste, favorite food) do they find themselves completely at odds with their partner about? 

PFT I think the petty things are the things they most agree on. But I do think music taste. Or music in general tbhhh I feel like he’d be one of these freaks who are like I don’t listen to music 😑 I mean I guess not actively but if anything I’m getting kind of a vibe that he’d be into really obscure 40s music. She on the other hand is into late 60s radio songs and has either the radio or some holotape on 24/7 😏

Under what circumstances would they feel jealous?

Not much teehee… they’re too old for that shit and it’s not that there are any people around to be jealous of ☺ If anything… he knows she’s out there in mojave during the events of FNV (because HH is pre-game to me) so one can’t help but wonder what’s gonna happen… I mean they ain’t together then but

Under what circumstances would they feel protective?

Not that either of them NEEDS protection but you know Miss Audrey is constantly out and about wandering wherever… I don’t think he’d do more than express concern but ya know. IF anything happened.. Also not in general when they’re out in zion killing white legs babyyyy. What if I protected your ass while we were committing genocide together 🥺

JOSIE/LA RATA

What, specifically, was the catalyst for their physical attraction (if applicable) to the other character? In other words, what in particular had them like “Oh, they’re...hot...” 

HELPP um you know rat boy was  attracted to her from day one… hot blonde who’s mean as hell and doesn’t pay any attention to him bc she’s too busy talking to her numerous fans and admirers at this function they were both invited to… awooga 😍

She on the other hand did not find him attractive duh… ever 😔I guess it’s more her growing fond of him/starting to get those kinda brain worms when you’re into an ugly guy and are like aww look isn’t he special :-)

Do they (or would they) pursue the other character’s affection, and if so, how? Do they tell the other character how they feel? Try to earn their admiration? Woo them with romantic gestures? Flirt with them, skillfully or otherwise?

Hell NO, Josie did not want him in the slightest. She was (mostly) nice to him out of pity but that’s it ♥ IG once the brain worms hit for her she’s just like. SIGH okay I like you I GUESS… can we kiss… 😳👉👈 (sorry she’s cringe as well)

Idk I do think he’d at least TRY to pursue her (unsuccessfully. DUH.) but I also don’t think in an overt way, like I think everyone and their mother knows about this (including her) but still…  

What scares them about entering a relationship?

HELP.. him.. not in general but specifically with HER? That she doesn’t like him/perceive him as epic..ly… as he wants her to :/ Everyone knows she doesn’t like him (or didn’t) and I guess he IS well aware so even when she changes her mind… one can’t help but wonder if she means it :/

Josie… I think the good old mortifying ordeal of being known as well. She thinks she’s got so much to hide.. and she DOES (miss having built my whole career on lies and manipulation) and having someone around who inevitably WILL find all of that shit out? No thanks ❤ That one post that’s like “I can't imagine getting married, what if i'm having a breakdown in bed and there's some guy there” or something like that

What completely petty topic (music taste, favorite food) do they find themselves completely at odds with their partner about? 

GOD so much but… I was joking about this with dany sometime I think but I KNOW these bitches would have contradicting opinions on dubious medical treatments (in an Edwardian health obsession sorta way). Guy who believes in the medical benefits of mumia ♥ girl who believes in the medical benefits of dubious faux-victorian secret remedies. 

Under what circumstances would they feel jealous?

Um you know with Miss Josie’s career there will always be annoying af noblemen who fall in love with her when she’s on the stage or whatever & think they have a chance with her, even when she’s married. These mfs acting like those h*rny wolves in 40s cartoons around her and she doesn’t want them AT ALL and would never ever reciprocate but they should also be obsessed with her so she just politely laughs and he HAAATES it. Starts saying annoying things on purpose >:(

Josie… I think not I mean who is there to be jealous of. So this is an AU ship and i guess he’s thriving as PM in this bitch (weird & I never heard it in-game but oh well I don’t question what legend d*sh*noredaudio posts 🫡) but I still can’t imagine anyone lining up to act nicies, not even to kiss ass. I will say that she has a secret little grudge against miss Waverly tho 🤭.

Under what circumstances would they feel protective?

JHSDJH her… all the time… any of these mf nobles say mean shit about him they’ll catch her hands 😤

This is sadly one-sided because he’s too much of a coward to do anything about her haters (and she can handle them herself so is it truly unfeminist). Except [duel joke I said to dany once and don’t wanna retype rn]

#this took me sooo long... everyone please clap and tell me i did an amazing job #no jk but for real these were fun :-) #x: momen't silence #x: fuel the pyre of your enemies #josie and ******* um they dont have a tag #also georgie/corvo reboot. i didnt like their old lore anymore so #josie x la rata