#yamac ve sena

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So, here is how I want all my airing Turkish shows to end

Bir Mucize Olsun - Hot Lawyer and Teeny Redhead live happily ever after on money her grandpa left her and he earns from legal work. The rest of the many many characters unfortunately perished in a freak fireball accident. 

Bizim Hikaye - Filiz’s dad gets eaten by a landshark. Filiz and her siblings inherit money from a long-lost relative and can now all go to school, get normal clothes and house etc. Baris gets MAJOR therapy for his issues, gets a restraining order against his evil father, and becomes a doctor. He and Filiz hire about five babysitters and have an extended skiing honeymoon.  

Cukur - Yamac has enough, takes Sena and his guitar and leaves. They move to Paris and make music, love and NO children. Vartolu becomes the new Cukur boss and Saadet new Cukur Mother. Selim does whatever the hell makes him happy as long as it doesn’t hurt my other faves. Emrah chokes on his toothpick.

Fazilet Hanim Ve Kizlari - Sinan, enraged by his manly beauty being gone due to a self-caused accident goes insane and kills Hazim, Kerime, Fazilet, Selin, Farah, Nil, Yasemin becoming the next hot serial killer. Oldest bro, servant lady and the kid avoid it because (what a coincidence!) they moved with Ece, Yasin and their baby to Ankara. Yagiz and Hazan and their three children never find out because they moved to America and cut off contact with all the lunatics. (I think you can tell that Fazilet is giving me rage issues?)

Sen Anlat Karadeniz - Vedat gets shived in jail he gets sent to. Nefes and Tahir marry and Yigit goes to school and makes friends. He and his mom get therapy therapy therapy and counselling. Nefes also goes to school. Eventually Nefes and Tahir have a baby of their own because I think it would be adorable.

Siyah Beyaz Ask - Ferhat and Asli get the hell out of Dodge. They change their names and move to Jordan where he starts a security firm and she doctors. He never finds out about Namik being his dad and the rest of the characters magically evaporate. 

Vatanim Sensin - Hilal and Leon are the first couple to officially get married under Ataturk’s new secular marriage laws. Yildiz finds a cool husband who is not idiot Yakub. Cevdet and Azize write a tell-all :)

Yasak Elma - Tall Boss decides he wants to marry Thumbelina. They have 8 kids that wreck his perfectly neat house. Other sister gets the rich old dude, knows what side her bread is buttered on and is a good wife to him. She becomes a VERY wealthy widow at 40-something. 

#turkish shows

[dangermousie]

Weekly Shows I am Watching Post

Brazil

Deus Salve O Rei - this is pure romance novel heaven.

China

The Flame’s Daughter - it’s gotten a little draggy but still cute.

Untouchable Lovers - I am getting a leeeetle tired of everyone wearing all white, it hurts the eyes, but other than that it’s awesome and I love the OTP so much!

Korea

Grand Prince - so pretty and perfect and reslly makes me think of The Princess’ Man.

The Great Seducer - I feel my brain cells die a little every time I watch this, but it’s so entertaining in a trainwreck way, I cannot look away. 

Russia

Вольная грамота (The Freedom Papers) - a gorgeous period romance about a young society lady who discovers on death of her guardian that she is actually a serf and has to adjust to brutal new realities. Luckily (and ahistorically), there is a hot Count to help her out. If you like period romances, OMG YES. 

Золотая Орда (The Golden Horde) - so freaking ridiculous and ahistorical but also fun and pretty. Tartars fall for Russians! Russians fall for Tartars! Beards and beheadings for all! 

Spain

Grand Hotel - I restarted the third season. I loved the show so much and got sidetracked. And now I am back! (Netflix did a very weird thing with this show - not only did it chop up eps to fit the 45 min format so now eps end weirdly, it chopped up the seasons! What is says is the start of s3 is actually the 9th ep in s3, they stuck the first 8 into s2. I was wondering how things were happening I had no idea about.) I still care very little for the mysteries but still adore Julio x Alicia and the rest of the characters and atmosphere to bits. Any show that gives me a gorgeous man in period evening clothes running into the ocean full tilt to collapse in despair over his OTP is doing something right!

Turkey

Cukur - awesome, tough, smart etc etc BUT I NEED MORE YAMAC X SENA!!!

Fazilet Hanim ve Kizlari - fazilet, shut up! Sinan, shut up! Farah, shut up! Kerime, shut up! Yasemin, shut up! Hazim, shut up! Hazan, shut up! Ece, keep talking! Oh God, I feel like forming a “save Yagiz from this madness” committee. 

Kara Para Ask - so here for detective x jeweller and make-outs.

Sen Anlat Karadeniz - I just want to airlift Nefes, her kid and Tahir to an Australian farm and jam all radio signals so none of the crazies can bug them.

Siyah Beyaz Ask - I still love it, even if the plot long slid sideways. 

Vatanim Sensin - main plot still tiresome, Hilal x Leon still beyond perfect and make everything worthwhile. 

#weekly tv show post