#yes druig is a plant dad

[geminirum]

hot take: druig is a plant dad 🪴

*also, this edit contains some innuendos so heads up. i have no idea where it came from but yeah*

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itsdruig: plant dad by day, dog dad by night 🪴🐶💚

simplymakkari: don’t be shy… move the dog

itsdruig: oh you’d love that, wouldn’t you beautiful? ;)

heyimphastos: um- are we witnessing your sexual tension over instagram comments… i-

spriteintoaction: oh to see without my eyes

officialkingo: me googling how to delete someone else’s comment

therealeros: i think its sweet

missthena: of course YOU would, your name is literally eros

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itsdruig: me & gil 🤝 appreciating the fine food in life

spriteintoaction: how cute, our brother in law finally teaching you how to cook

missthena: yes because all you were good at was eating the food we made

itsdruig: i have a refined pallet

simplymakkari: can you make me some pasta the next time i come over?

itsdruig: i would literally buy you a restaurant if you asked me to

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itsdruig: makkari being obsessed with my hands for 100 decades straight

simplymakkari: hands are the most attractive part of the body and i can tell you why

officiallyikaris: for the sake of everyone, please do it privately. we don’t need to know

lovesersi: lets talk about how talented druig is! brilliant work, love how everything you own is black

officialkingo: do you own any colourful stuff?

itsdruig: no.

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itsdruig: broke people should never laugh 😔

guidingajak: would you look at that. potential in-laws hanging out together, how sweet

spriteintoaction: UM- did ajak just- !!!?!?!??!

spriteintoaction: potential drukkari wedding confirmed ✅

itsdruig: if we were to get married, we’d elope

simplymakkari: easy and efficient ^

cookingwithgil: does no one want to mention the fact that now they BOTH indirectly confirmed it

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itsdruig: its time to talk about the greatest image that’s ever been posted on the internet… EVER. the first time i saw it, it altered my brain chemistry, and i’ve never quite been the same person

simplymakkari: not me blushing over a caption

itsdruig: do you need anything my queen? kisses, hugs, cuddles? i love you, my moon, my stars, my everything ☝🏻❤️

therealeros: just a girlboss and her malewife

officialkingo: y’know… whenever someone in your family gets a partner, you hope that they’ll be good to them. you’re too much, man… i do NOT need to constantly see the pda you have with my sister

lovesersi: oh so you two are in LOVE, love… 👀

itsdruig: no actually, we’re just good friends

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itsdruig: before you all ask, yeah i do boxing it helps me let me aggression out

itsdruig: @/officiallyikaris you’re the number one cause of this aggression

cookingwithgil: alright i’ll admit, that was good ^

danewhitman: sersi is next to me and the laugh she let out was the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

itsdruig: thank you, finally appreciating my comedic talents

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itsdruig: happy bday kid (tagged: spriteintoaction)

spriteintoaction: hey everyone, today my brother pissed me off so i’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be i’d be pissed off way less :)

officiallyikaris: 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

missthena: i don’t understand how we all haven’t murdered one another yet. happy birthday kiddo!

officialkingo: did sprite receive my gift?

spriteintoaction: yes thank you so much kingo for your gift. i always wanted an entire boxed set of every movie you’ve ever been in

heyimphastos: kids man, they’re interesting

itsdruig: i know. being an animal parent is hard

heyimphastos: raising a human and animal are two very different things

simplymakkari: idk, but he’d still be a dilf regardless

itsdruig: oh yes, honey ;)

#movies: eternals #marvel: cast #movies: marvel #otp: drukkari #ch: druig #ch: makkari #my edits!