#you can continue this or leave it as a oneshot i'm ok with either lmfaooo

[renatvvs]

Sometimes there are questions for which the spoken word will not suffice. For queries such as these, it is perhaps better for them to be penned in delicate cursive onto a small scrap of yellowed parchment, folded neatly into the shape of a frog, and then unceremoniously flicked at a certain traveling priest's head.

Unfolded, the burning question on everyone's mind (or at least that of a particular vagrant) simply reads: Is it a sin to fornicate inside a church?

The folded parchment lands at his feet. For a second, he almost doesn't register that it was thrown at him. But he looks down for a moment, thinking he may have heard something, and he sees a curious craft in the vague shape of some creature he's seen before—a frog?

He stoops down to pick it up, noticing that there are letters scrawled inside the crevices. Gingerly, he unfolds the paper frog and smooths out the parchment, looking over the one sentence that is written.

His face pales. The man grips the edges of the paper, rubbing his fingers as he tries to process what is scrawled before him. After a few moments, he finally opens his mouth and sighs.

"Of course it is. There are no exceptions, it's an act of blasphemy." And even if it isn't, he isn't going to let her believe that it's ok to do things like this. Not on his watch.

"Why...now why would you ask this?" Does he really want to know?

#asks; #muse: judas; #verse: default; #amortean #usfw / #on this holiest of days? is it a sin to fornicate inside a church #the first post in this verse and it's this #AMAZING. thank you sheila for your contribution #you can continue this or leave it as a oneshot i'm ok with either lmfaooo