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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy
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0ct0pies · 7 hours
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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0ct0pies · 12 hours
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Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.
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0ct0pies · 12 hours
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enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar
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0ct0pies · 12 hours
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0ct0pies · 13 hours
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writing fics be like
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0ct0pies · 13 hours
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mom yelling at me to get a full-time job at a factory so i can get health insurance since i turn 21 next month
me nodding and trying not to just say if worse comes to worse i'll just kill myself
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0ct0pies · 13 hours
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ONE HOUR AGO: greg abbott, who i have the great displeasure of calling my governor, is calling for the expulsion and jailing of ut austin students exercising their first amendment right to freedom of speech an assembly. every single motherfucker on the right soooo concerned about the first amendment seems to be creaming their pants over college students being brutalized and arrested for protesting. its fucking reprehensible.
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0ct0pies · 13 hours
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as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting
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0ct0pies · 13 hours
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Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?
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0ct0pies · 13 hours
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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this
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0ct0pies · 13 hours
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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0ct0pies · 13 hours
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If we somehow get a 4 day work week going I want Wednesday off. Not three days in a row. I wanna work for two days, get a day to can some vegetables or whatever, and then work two days and then get a weekend. I want a Power Nap of a day. Also idk why my phone decided to capitalize Power Nap but it’s a proper noun now I guess
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0ct0pies · 13 hours
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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing
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0ct0pies · 14 hours
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