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just another day at hogwarts

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I can't be the only one who's sick of aus like "Alma doesn't want mirabel around so this happens" or "Pepa doesn't want mirabel around so this happens" or "Bruno adopts mirabel because her parents don't want her"

It's 2024 why are we still villianizing them like this.

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Why don't you tag any of your posts?

Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?

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AU in which draco is secretly afraid of heights but the urge to humiliate potter is stronger  

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Hermione: What’s the one thing we asked you not to do at the party, Harry?

Harry: Not kiss Malfoy

Ron: And what did you do?

Harry: I kissed Malfoy

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Draco: I was attracted to you first

Harry: Okay, but I confessed first

Draco: I asked you out first

Harry: And I kissed you first

Draco: I said “I love you” first

Harry, getting down on one knee: I proposed first

Draco: Well, I—WAIT WHAT?

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Draco, setting down a card: Ace of spades Harry, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Ginny, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Ron, trembling: What are we playing?!

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Harry: I want to ask for your blessing, so I can propose to Draco. And before you say no, I have a very convincing speech—

Lucius: Yes

Harry: Er, what?

Narcissa: Yes, we give you our blessings

Lucius: Total, complete blessing. Take him, please. Right now.

Harry: Are you serious?

Lucius: Yes, we are. We cannot listen to him talking about you anymore. We deserve a break.

Narcissa: Perhaps we should pack his belongings to move to your place.

Lucius: I’ll help! It’ll be faster!

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Draco: Can you do a backflip?

Harry: No

Draco: Same, we have so much in common I think we need to get married.

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Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear

Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?

Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco

Harry: Wait, what?

Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Narcissa: For a week

Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two

Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

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My wife and I were walking around the city and when we saw a dumbledore poster we immediately turned to each other and made this hand gesture LOL

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Okay, why is it that all of the marauders ships get cool names like Wolfstar and Starchaser and Sunseeker and Rosekiller, and the golden era ships only get boring names like Drarry and Linny??? Like can we spice it up?? Give me Dragonseeker for Draco and Harry or Moonfire for Luna and Ginny.. like put a little effort in, come on

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draco’s therapy cat has arrived!

Draco’s pov:

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cinderella marries the prince

and it’s… fine. The prince is great! They’re in love, he’s very sweet and passionate, writing her poems and songs, giving her anything she wants. The time she spends with her husband is great.

but cinderella is not royalty, her family was noble but she never spent time in those circles. She’s used to being busy, she’s used to cooking and cleaning and mending. There are hours, days, where she has nothing to do.

time passes. cinderella learns the fancy lady type of needlework. Learns to ride horses. Reads a lot.

as is normal for royalty at the time, they travel and are hosted by nobles or stay at castles owned by the king. But even that variety begins to become routine. The prince is distracted, there’s a lot of young women living and working on their route. Daughters of nobles. Younger and prettier with soft hands that have never done a day’s work.

cinderella needs something to spend her time on, and there’s a part of her thinking a couple-only trip might get her husband’s attention again, so she suggests making an old castle that’s fallen into disrepair their “project.” It was built in the time when castles were made to be defensible, so it’s quite sturdy, but it’s overgrown and secluded. The prince doesn’t know why his family stopped living there either. A hundred years ago it was their summer home.

so they go. And they work. And for a while it’s great! But when they leave for winter cinderella’s husband forgets her once again. cinderella resolves to make the best of her life and stop worrying about a man who has gotten what he wanted from her.

summer comes again and this time cinderella goes alone to the old castle (minus staff, of course, but cinderella manages to narrow it down to only repair workers and one maid). She can cook and clean and mend again, but this time it’s her own choice. She is happy.

this summer they make more progress on repairs. The workers say that most of it can be salvaged, except one tower that’s been completely overgrown with vines and briars. It will have to come down, eventually, but for now it can be safely ignored.

cinderella has more free time now. The old castle has a surprisingly untouched library, though time and moisture have damaged many of the books. Behind a collection of greek poetry cinderella finds an old diary. Very old, in fact, at least a hundred years. It’s rude to read a diary, of course, but whoever wrote this is long dead, and cinderella is bored, so…

from the description of activities the author looks to have been nobility. Maybe even a princess. She’s sensitive and sweet and smarter than she seems to realize. If circumstances had been different cinderella wishes they could have been friends…

after the summer ends cinderella returns to her husband. He’s spending a lot of time with a young musician and cinderella can’t even work up the energy to care. She does some research about the castle and the family she’s married into, finds out the name of the princess who wrote the diary.

aurora. Cursed and forgotten. She died young, they say, in a plague that also took out the castle staff and her own parents. Luckily they avoided a succession crisis, but not so lucky for the dead.

time passes. cinderella goes to the old castle again and again, even out of season. Soon enough all that remains to be done is the old tower, and the builders say they should tear it down and fill the gaps before it gets cold.

one night cinderella is restless. The princess from the diary had been fond of that tower, and cinderella is far more attached to a dead woman than she ought to be. She gets out of bed, reads by candlelight, and finally goes to walk the empty halls.

she finds herself going to the tower. Pushing past the vines that don’t seem so troublesome really. They almost part before her. The stairs are perfectly intact, the door at the top is already cracked open. As if she should have done this years ago, cinderella steps into aurora’s bedroom.

she’s as beautiful as the stories say. And sitting under her hands, crossed across her stomach as it rises and falls, is a book of greek poetry.

years later, people will tell the story of cinderella as a cautionary one. Don’t seek above your station. Don’t marry for prestige. After all, a girl who grew up as a servant once married the crown prince, and disappeared after only three years. She ran away, they say, she couldn’t handle the lifestyle.

two old women who run a bookshop together agree with the lesson. Marrying for the wrong reasons never ends well. It’s best to wait for someone you have things in common with, shared interests.

or, failing that, the more linguistic of the two says, wait a decade or ten for someone to fall in love with you from your diary.

her partner laughs and hits her with the socks she is mending.