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I'm Celestine, I'm 21, and I live in the frozen tundra of Michigan's upper peninsula (USA).
I post whatever makes me laugh or smile, so yeah.
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Hey guys. I don't typically make posts like this. I'd much rather stick to my memes, but these are trying times for me and my family. Alyssa was my cousin, just a few years younger than myself. She and her sister Ava were with their mother on vacation in Times Square on May 18th when a crazed driver drove onto the sidewalk, killing one, Alyssa, and injuring tens of others, Ava included. This is still a fresh wound for all of us, so I won't go into much detail. This doesn't seem real that she's gone. Ava is still in critical condition with a punctured lung, broken ribs, and a fractured leg. Please, if you can donate, my family and I really need it. If you can't, that's okay, but please share. We would really appreciate it. Thank you.
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did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?
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i love when religious dudes are like “jacking off isn’t a sin but it is frowned upon” like god’s watching me pummel my meat with a big sour look on his face like “technically this is my fault for not being more specific but i’m not happy with this at all”
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Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.
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FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists
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I just wanted to make an inspirational video but I hit the wrong audio filter
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Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)
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sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
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im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
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MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD
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Her little sister is trying to pronounce the word “who”
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