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if the nucks win the cup they will have 43 retired by september captain lexapro over there has a grip on the city of vancouver like nothing i have ever seen before

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I… Don’t have words

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Sleepy cat , curious mouse

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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citationless behavior

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im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting

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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

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april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.

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“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.

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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh

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love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on

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every day I'm clocking in for my shift at the not making sense factory . we don't know what we're making only that it's not sense.