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5a-alf · 24 minutes
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5a-alf · 26 minutes
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The Cat King: I am SUCH a romantic lsnswks☺️
Charles: Hold my beer
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5a-alf · 41 minutes
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This is continuation of this thread with great ideas that inspired the art: Post
Zuko hasn't (yet??) blocked Azula, not even temporarily
Iroh's photo is blurry because OF COURSE
Zhao keeps editing his stuff
I debated placing "Ozai: Seen" but it turns out he probably wouldn't even be looking at this social media
Please help me name this lame Fire Nation social media for boomers
Zuko's "On a quest" status is pure copium
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5a-alf · 42 minutes
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little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind
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5a-alf · 43 minutes
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“The Kiss” but as dreamling
{from last year}
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5a-alf · 44 minutes
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the same deep water as you
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5a-alf · 45 minutes
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Hob talks a lot about nothing in particular; Dream wants
Finally finished this one, so have some 80s Dream(his ass is not listening)
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5a-alf · 45 minutes
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Saw this frame on a different reblog by @thatssroughbuddy but why does it look like Iroh is using his phone to take a photo of his nephew at a landmark
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5a-alf · 12 hours
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the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made
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5a-alf · 4 days
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Ouroboros
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5a-alf · 4 days
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i think one of the most fascinating things about the sunshine court is that realisation of how quiet andrew actually is compared to what we see in neil’s POV.
idk i guess i just forgot that from an outsiders POV, of course andrew is going to be mildly unsettling. & that him talking so much in neil’s POV was a rarity.
i love him so bad
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5a-alf · 5 days
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HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same
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5a-alf · 5 days
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Listen, you know why Andrew loves Neil? Why Neil Abram Josten was the one Andrew would allow into his inner space, to allow growing roots where Andrew keeps the remaining fragments of his heart?
Because hardly anyone respects Andrew's boundaries. Renee does. Bee does. Wymack does. Andrew respects his own boundaries to the point of enforcing them at knife point.
But Neil? Neil Abram Josten?
He views Andrew's boundaries as sacred.
Renee, Bee, and Wymack would view crossing Andrew's boundaries as disrespectful at best and a violation at worst. They earned his trust that way.
But NEIL???
Neil views crossing Andrew's boundaries as a fucking sin. As blasphemous. A devoted disciple would sooner spit in their God's face than Neil ever conceiving of crossing Andrew's boundaries.
Some people would look at you erecting brick walls covered in barbed wire and would start looking for a good crack to aim a sledgehammer. Some people would watch you lock a door and try knocking, just once, to see if you'll open it for them. And some people would watch you draw a line in the sand and never dream of stepping over it.
Neil parked his ass on the other side of Andrew's barbed wired multi-layered brick wall surrounding his concrete bunker and stayed there, running his mouth. And when Andrew revealed the hidden door, Neil smiled, stayed put, and kept talking.
Andrew didn't fall for Neil because Neil wouldn't come in.
He fell because Neil waited for Andrew to come out, waited for Andrew to extend his hand, and waited for Andrew to lead him inside by his own volition.
And that's why Neil was the one who earned Andrew's "Stay".
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5a-alf · 5 days
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5a-alf · 6 days
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It’s so funny going from Neil’s asexual pov to jeans definitely NOT asexual pov
Neil: Kevin is tall and has a tattoo
Jean: pretty boy with a soft smile and beautiful green eyes
Neil: Renee is a women and has hair
Jean: a force of hope and beauty, an anomaly in a world that’s ugly and bleak. She is the sun.
Neil: Jeremy is the captain of the Trojans and he smiles a lot for some reason
Jean: his bleach blonde hair frames his tanned freckled skin, his broad shoulders and tiny waist give way to his thicc thighs and ass
But also the reverse
Neil: Andrews strong unwavering frame and honey colored eyes
Jean: the tiny goalkeeper
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5a-alf · 6 days
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You know what is fucking hilarious i realized this morning
Zuko, crown prince of the firenation, sTILL ascending to the throne after the avatar fucking took out his dad is HYSTERICAL when you consider for like half a second what that looks like from the outside perspective
Like imagine you’re some earth kingdom peasant and the town crier comes through like “AVATAR DEFEATED THE FIRELORD. REPEAT AVATAR NERFED OZAI. WAR OVER. WAR OVER”
and you’re like “holy fucking shit 100 years of war over the madlad did it”
and then you’re like “what happens to the Firenation now?? did the avatar take over as ruler while sanctions are being put in place?
crier: “nope” you: “are they under earth kingdom colonial rule now?” crier: “nope” you: “oh okay, so is it like. an earth-kingdom appointed panel of delegates who will oversee the firenation now?” crier: “nooooope” you: “…earth kingdom appointed leader?” crier: “no : )” you: “democratically elected leader?” crier: “no :^ )” you: “communism?????” crier: “lmao still a monarchy!” you: “okay, okay, guess earth kingdom is too, okay, please just tell me they crowned someone from the rebel faction who–” crier: “Fire Lord’s Son : ^). First Son. First born.” you: “??????????? the Crown Prince?” crier: “Heir to the Throne :^^)” you: “His SON?” crier: “First and only :^^)” you: “then what was the fuCKING POINT OF TAKING DOWN THE FIRE LORD?!!” crier: “Avatar won :^^^)” you: “WHAT’S EVEN DIFFERENT NOW" 
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5a-alf · 7 days
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last panel in EN: Everyone got distracted.
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