a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

“And remember: the sky is the limit! You can be anything you want to be!”

“Thank you. I want to be a secretary.”

That stopped them short. “What?”

“A secretary,” she repeated.

“But…” they trailed off, dumbfounded. “Why? You could be a CEO, a scientist, a law–”

“I don’t want to be a CEO,” she said. “I want to be a secretary.”

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

All of the Beatles dying in a glue trap

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

new OC🎸!

my friend @onzze and I are combining our mutual obsession with 80s classic rock bands with our love for lesbians, so we're creating a fictional band full of them!!!

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

Various stars & moon details from my gouache paintings 🌙✨

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

Oh look where I ended up today! It's

mahajapit. ❌

majahapit. ❌

mapajahit. ❌

mahapajit. ❌

mapajahit. ❌

ma-ja-pa-hit? ✅

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

the virgin loss.jpg versus the chad xkcd Seven Years

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

[a-strangely-moist-pile-of-bones]

due to budget cuts we've had no choice but to combine the roles of judge, jury and executioner into a single position