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wizad spell of queueueueueueueues you

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THEY TOLD ME TO IG

NORE IT BUT THE POST LEFT METEOROID ENCAMPMENT FILLED ITS COSMIC DUST PROJECTION AD SLOT W SYNESTHETIC ABSTRACTIONS OF ETHICAL SPACE HONEY AND KINKY GAME NIGHT RITUALS AND I COULDNT RESIST

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PENIS BLAST

TFW you accidentally sext your bf from your wizardposting sideblog

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TFW you accidentally sext your bf from your wizardposting sideblog

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Reblog if there are wizards in your phone

"I have wizardy wisdom, wizardy wizard"

"there are no wizards in my phone"

- @hollabackdan

#im still alive

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No......but can I be?

List of the inhabitants of Wizard Island Island

Please let me know if I missed you or someone else or tagged someone twice.

@absurd-construct @aileaxthevoidien @exra-ace-wizard @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-gnomish-bastard @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @the-kobold-bastard @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @the-better-wizard-council @the-worse-wizard-council @the-wizard-council-blog @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-familiar @combustion-wizard @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-dragon @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewizard @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @vexum-the-diviner @mynaemtony @ripleyalamode @inbox-clown

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List of the inhabitants of Wizard Island Island

Please let me know if I missed you or someone else or tagged someone twice.

@absurd-construct @aileaxthevoidien @exra-ace-wizard @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-gnomish-bastard @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @the-kobold-bastard @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @the-better-wizard-council @the-worse-wizard-council @the-wizard-council-blog @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-familiar @combustion-wizard @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-dragon @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewizard @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @vexum-the-diviner @mynaemtony @ripleyalamode @inbox-clown

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This feels incestous...following my own side blog lmao

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What is...the opposite of a bear?

A "raeb" if you will

It feels like if druids get bear spells, we should get their magical opposite no?

#wizardposting #wizard #wizardcore #druidposting #druid #druidcore

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Beware of Bottom Magic.

It is a deadly witchcraft that has taken many lives.

You aren't immune. Use protection.

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Is treantposting a thing? It should be lmao

#why am I replying to myself like im a different person #idk but it feels right

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OKAY OKAY GUYS I TRIED TO GET A PHOTO OF US ALL, I KNOW I MISSED A FEW OF YOU BUT ITS THE BEST I COULD DO PLUMMETING FROM 100,000 FEET WITH TEA, CAKE, PIE, AND WEED BROWNIES ALL FLYING AROUND ME

Thankyou all for showing up now let's get our tea on!!

[I drew everyone's profile pictures, if they didn't have something I could draw I looked at their headers and if those didn't have anything I looked for ocs, I hope you all like it!!!]

[and if you didn't make it just draw yourself in somewhere! I don't mind! We are all invited!!]

Here's a list of everyone I got in the picture:

@the-gnomish-bastard (3rd picture in the center)

@slutty-wizard-council (second picture in the center)

@the-gnomish-bastards-dad (3rd picture upper left)

@combustion-wizard (first picture, upper middle, your teas exploding)

@yourlocalbreadenthusiast (3rd picture behind large beige creature, top right)

@the-better-goblin-union (2nd picture middle right)

@siley-the-wizard (1st picture just off from the center to the left)

@dalob (3rd picture bottom left, next to me)

@circuslemon (your lime is bottom middle, you are off middle top right)

@well-dressed-sewer-rat (3rd picture between the gnomes)

@username-not-registered (3rd picture top middle)

@saul-moleman (3rd picture, middle, to the left, over my arm)

@the-kobold-bastard (next to mole, 3rd picture)

@funny-short-man (3rd picture, right of center Gnomie)

@sluttyambiguouswizard (3rd picture falling right of Gnomie)

@ashen-the-tiefling (2nd picture middle far right, your cat is with you)

@randomfaeriedragon (3rd picture middle right)

@mug-of-shark (3rd picture bottom right corner)

@chaos-familiar (3rd picture top left)

@monsterfucker-research-wizard (top left with clip board that says MFR {Monsterfucker research})

@wizardcrow (1st image middle, I drew you in human form, ig?)

@boxell (2nd image, Misha Collins, middle far left)

@evil-apprentice-wizard (2nd image, very top right corner)

@just-a-cool-wizard (big one eyed apple, 2nd image you can't miss it)

@ayoungfather (2nd image, bottom right, your shirt says something about fatherhood)

@terrencetheshark14 (2nd image bottom right, next to a clown)

@succufaerie (1st image, middle right, next to mirror, I did my best to draw you)

@bowl-of-moss (1st image, bottom middle, slightly to the right)

@barely-living-wizard-apprentice (first image, bottom left, towards middle!)

@wayworm (1st image bottom left, with Snoopy and a corn snake)

@jhomikle (1st image, middle left, with succubus, look closely in the mirror, you're holding tea!)

@aileaxthevoidien (1st image bottom left, you're drinking coffee)

@ima-snekk (1st image, with wayworm, bottom left)

@8ball-wizard (you are falling from the sky in the first image, your tea is spilling but you've just received an amazing prophecy)

@fearlessjones (1st image, center bottom)

@bugwizard4lyfe (1st image, bottom left, I think I accidentally combined your persona with someone else, whoops!)

@kobold-sanctuary-buss-island (1st image, center to the left, drinking tea with verylegalwizard)

@profoundmiscasting (2nd image, middle, sitting in chair, next to sluttywizardcouncil representative)

@reiki-tsubetai (second image, far right, top middle on side, you are falling)

@broccoli-bitching (2nd image, middle far left, under my arm)

@evil-wild-lesbian-wizard (1st image, far left, almost very top)

@gavamont (2nd image very center, behind slutty wizard council representative)

@bladlauf (2nd image, top right, beneath the evil apprentice wizard)

@fyriefairy (1st image, super bottom left!!)

@ablasphemyofpoets (2nd image bottom middle, slightly to the left, I didn't do a very good job)

@inkwell-god (2nd image, top middle)

@chaoticz8 (2nd image center, behind purple hooded lady

@slymewizard (2nd image, upper left, behind slutty wizard

@verdan-the-druid (2nd image, middle, In front of slutty wizard)

@vsgroundnet (2nd image top right, your super small but you're there!)

Okay guys my hand is dead, there are so many more of you and I don't have the time to @ you all. So I've devised an idea, @ whoever you reblogged from so they can see the picture,

Don't see yourself in the picture? I give you permission to draw yourself in anywhere you like!

Go crazy go wild, I love you guys this is a great sky tea party!!

Good wizard out! I think it's time for me to enjoy some weed brownies from just-a-cool-wizard

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Broke: wizards have poor physical characteristics due to a preference for study over exertion.

Woke: ten flights of fucking stairs up and down the tower every goddamn day