U.S. Counties where the African American population is 25% or more
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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.
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i just really wanna suck a cock rn fuck
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Worship of the Female Form by Alméry Lobel-Riche
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I’m just a girl who’s washing machine FUCKIN SUCKS
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‘im a girl’ ’im a boy’ okay well ive got boulders on my shoulders collarbones begin to crack there is very little left of me and it’s never coming back
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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule
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Wrestled a heavy bookshelf down three flights of stairs then back up a different flight of stairs. I’m gonna have so many bruises on my legs tomorrow
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As far as we can…
(Yay Tumblr is destroying this… click on it for a cleaner version I guess??)
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i firmly believe adam parrish is the kind of freak who doesn't listen to music. not a single genre opinion up there all songs are either 'okay' or 'bad'. you could put on silver springs by fleetwood mac and he'd be like "its pretty good." maybe "i like it" if its clear that's what hes supposed to say. ronan asks him to pick the music in the bmw once and he says "i don't really like music" and ronan makes him sit in the backseat for the rest of the drive so he doesn't have to look at him anymore
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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me
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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.
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people should give me money so i can get more tattoos and look hotter and sexier
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Currently plagued by the desire to ride a woman. Help.
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