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me to all my followers
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My fetish is when pretty girls tell me I'm hot
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I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it
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when u love her but all she want from u is some eggos
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Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?
Me: I must survive capitalism
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*washing hands*
me: hoe dont do it
sleeve: *rolls down and gets wet* ya
me: oh my god
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I love silent films
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Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.
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Hiya tumblr, it’s me, Dennywise. Would you like your pancake back?
Take it.
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If God was real, then religion could not exist, because faith would be replaced with fact and God would speak for himself.
(via thestylishgypsy)
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