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the doctor dna-scanning ruby like immediately after meeting her is SO funny he's still traumatized from amy's pregnancy and the clara echoes he said we are getting AHEAD of this nonsense

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the implication that the doctor can hear non diagetic music means the fact that they can't recognise the master is even funnier. babe this mysterious stranger is not your new bestie there is a minor chord playing right now

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you have GOT to remember when watching the new doctor who that the question is not is this good. doctor who is only ever actually 'good' once a season at most. THE ONLY QUESTION IS is it fun, camp, and has aliens. also remember the worst doctor who showrunner is always the current doctor who showrunner. now go watch the new episodes as god intended like you're ten years old and still remember how to experience joy and whimsy.

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The Doctor being able to to hear non-diegetic music explains why Eleven always fixed his bowtie so dramatically. Motherfucker could always hear 'I am the Doctor' blasting and acted accordingly.

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"Rule number 1: The doctor lies"? Or whatever he said yk?

"why did I run? I never run." bestie this is the characters running down corridors show

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If I hear one more person on twt/insta whine about how Doctor Who has become too "woke" I will hit them with physical CDs of all the other seasons so maybe they remember how progressive it was and how subtle political commentary has been the heart of this show all along

#they're getting on my last nerve #doctor who #david tennant #matt smith #chris eccleston #rose tyler #martha jones #amy pond #rory williams #peter capaldi #jodie whittaker #clara oswald #jenna coleman #nuwho #dw #whovian

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If not boyfriend? Why boyfriend shaped?

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the problem with watching doctor who as a child is that a small part of your brain can never completely give up the idea that the doctor exists. if i saw a blue police box materialize out of thin air i would not be anywhere near surprised enough.

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It's pathetic how much I want him

God I love my little tv twinks

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Rewatching Pysch because Netflix did one thing right and added it to their collection and my favourite overlooked detail is that Shawn's favourite TV show is The Mentalist. I don't think we talk about how he loved it enough to put it on his fake dating profile while he was supposed to be focusing on seeming as appealing as possible. Like, he thought "yeah, The Mentalist, Jules loves fake psychics, so if I also tell people I love fake psychics, other women will love me too" or whatever incomprehensible Shawn Spencer logic he applied. It's adorable.

#shawn spencer #burton guster #psych #i've heard it both ways #psych the show #juliet o'hara #carlton lassiter #karen vick #shules

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Encanto if they didn't give that grandma a redemption arc

You were the only child that didn’t have powers in a family of metahumans. Today you got kidnapped by a supervillain… and none of your family came to the rescue.

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For 153 days, we’ve seen Palestinians taking care of not only fellow humans by sharing food with each other, helping save people from under the rubble, carrying random bloody strangers to hospitals, and lending a helping hand at any given, but we’ve also seen them, constantly, taking care of animals during the genocide.

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Hey you know what's super funny about the idea of "good bi rep"?

For a character to be canonically bi you have to make sure and establish that they're attracted to multiple genders. Not all mediums allow you to get inside every character's head or show what they're thinking. Flirting can be read ambiguously, and god forbid they flirt with a character who's not into them and be read as pushy or predatory. So it can be super handy to just mention an ex or two! But you better not mention too many exes because that would make them a slutty bisexual which is (checks notes) bad, and you definitely better be careful about making them poly, because that might make them, uh... greedy. Oh, and those exes? They better be perfectly amiable breakups with no conflict or drama, because it's bad to represent queer people in toxic or abusive relationships (especially queer women! very bad), and you definitely can't have them have lost a partner if the partner was queer because that's "bury your gays..." You should probably also eliminate all trauma from their backstory, just to be safe. You should probably also make sure they're not involved in crime, deception, or anything of the sort, because that would make them "deviant" and a stereotype.

But don't worry! Once you've carefully crafted your nice, monogamous, experienced-but-not-too-experienced Lawful Good bi character, you will be rewarded with your audience deeming them "boring" and quickly passing them over for other characters. :)

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Welcome to Tumblr, we're all perfectly sane here

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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Happy Ceasar stabbing day Tumblr

#ides of march #julius caesar #Caesar #brutus #et tu brute #stabbing #betrayal #rip Caesar #i come to bury Caesar not to praise him

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This was the entire statement... wow they're not even hiding it anymore.