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Crazy how like 90% of the United States' involvement in WW2 stemmed from our competition with Japan for colonial conquests in the Pacific which happened to lead us into our only anti-fascist alliance in our entire history which was de facto abandoned before the war was even over for the more important goal of containing communism and this has been reframed in the decades since as "the United States beat the Nazis"

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Death is not the end! You may go on to become the skeleton who fucks a hot chick painted onto some dudes harley

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Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

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you lack any and all value. You are an extremely annoying blogger that contributes zero actual worth to the website. Why don't you just quit. Pick up a stick and beat yourself with it.

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is nobody going to point out that Seoul isn't a country but a city? Or is it canon in the the ed, edd and eddy universe that Seoul somehow became an independent country?

i wanted to be in the jawbreaker vault in ed, edd, n eddy so bad.......

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I wanna go back to the good old days where I could just leave my feudal lord's land and go die out in the woods on my own of the plague

#what's stopping you from doing that op

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is that a magic wand in your pocket or ius your penis casting spells lol

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everyone check out my new ya fantasy novel called a court of blood, bone, ash, roses, thorns, fire, ice, stone, ravens, enemies to lovers, fake dating, two number 9s, a number 5 large, and an extra large fries

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This tweet has prevented more eating disorders than any public health campaign ever has

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yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

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people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

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In the club humbled by the totality of my ignorance

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dont play defense