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prince of egypt is not a christian movie. the exodus is a jewish story. it’s found in other religions, and can even have a heightened level of significance, like for black (specifically african american) christians. but it is a jewish story from jewish scripture written from a jewish perspective about jewish persecution. enjoy it all you want. but don’t go on about how much you love prince of egypt then erase the fundamental jewish spirit of it.
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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like
“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”
and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent
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This is what I get for trusting gringos to choose an avocado. 0/10 im never letting this happen again
This avocado fucking sucks
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It's a week old and STILL HARD. It's coming out in shards from the skin. Pressing down on it with my finger only snaps the shards in half instead of squishing them. It doesn't smear at ALL. It's getting those speckles that indicate the avocado is aging and YET!!!!!
This avocado fucking sucks
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This avocado fucking sucks
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nothing worse than when the premise of something captivates you but then it sucks ass. bro you put this idea out into the world and you didn't even do it a shred of justice
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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings
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there's this robin that hangs out on the ground outside my window who is very vocal all the time
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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦
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on my hands and knees begging ppl to recognize platonic content. sometimes 2 guys r just friends . i dont mean this in the 'stop making everything romantic way' i mean this in the 'stop calling 2 friends who bicker siblings and stop treating any remotely caring remotely older character like a parental figure' ohhhh my god . they are not siblings they r buddies . u are all underestimating the power of having a buddy
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Spread this for a larger sample size, please.
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returning to the arms of my lover (jstor) oh how i have missed her
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