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i leave for one week and come back to 38 beautiful women following me. hello ladies.

#(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ #in all seriousness though what the hell happened with these porn bots wadda hell

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honestly i think the reason why it’s so common for kids to have the “it’s not a phase, mom” argument in their adolescence is less because they genuinely plan for their current state of being to remain utterly unchanged forever and more because they’re tired of having their interests/self expression/beliefs/etc dismissed as foolish due to being probably temporary

i know that when i was that age i certainly wasn’t thinking about whether or not i’d be into whatever shit i was into then when i was 80, all i knew was that i was sick of feeling like the adults in my life were just rolling their eyes and waiting out everything that was important to me at that moment

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Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

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If you want to exercise in an evidence-based way you are going to have to find and read the review papers yourself since personal trainers, bodybuilders and fitness bloggers are extremely susceptible to pseudoscience, magical thinking and cargo-cult mentality and they also cannot read.

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Shout out to the time I met Giancarlo Esposito who plays Gustavo Fring on Breaking Bad while badly dressed like Vriska Homestuck

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If you are in the US and own poultry or other outdoor birds, please, please be careful - even if you are in an area where bird flu is yet to be reported. Don’t bring home new birds, bring birds inside if possible or restrict their potential access to wild birds, seek out a test (they are often free and do not require euthanasia) if your bird is showing symptoms.

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okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

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Lusamine is so funny, how do you even get your hair to be like that

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guys he's already trying to make a deal to sell it, which he's obviously going to take regardless, so let's start voting no to try to get him sued LMAO

potential for the funniest thing to ever happen

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#ENTOMBING HIM

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mr brightside voice now shes going to bed and shes going to bed and shes going to bed and shes going to bed

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they call me sponge the way im bobbing in her bikini bottom

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Prudence - by @strangegutz

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hebridean sheep are my favorite sheep because they look like baby satans

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Second order of creamed honey from Ioway Bee Farm finally arrived and while the almond creamed honey was a little underwhelming the blueberry one was almost *too* decadent. Like mortals were not made for something that tastes this good. This honey could corrupt a man from the first spoonful. It helps me to avoid eating half the jar in one go, though.

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tiktok where two guys are carrying their girlfriends on their shoulders and laughing and goofing around and they start walking toward each other and you think it's gonna be some dumb tiktok challenge but then surprise

the girls start kissing and the guys start kissing and oh dang they were actually gay the whole time

#or they're a bisexual polycule I'll let you decide