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The problem with Staff

And I hope you actually read this @staff

People are joking saying that people “can’t be horny on main anymore” but that isn’t the problem. The problem is that this is a band aid on a gunshot wound. The ONLY reason Staff is doing this is because they got pulled from the app store because child porn exists on this site and they didn’t do anything about it until they HAD to because their profits were threatened. However, they still won’t do anything about pedophiles and neonazis on this site. They won’t go after these blogs and report them to the police. Nah, just screw over sex workers and nsfw artists because they’re “doing the right thing”. It’s such a joke, they don’t care about the right thing, only what will help them get their profits back on track.

tl;dr edition: the problem isn’t “people can’t be horny on main” it’s Tumblr are screwing over innocent people who make money off of sexworking and nsfw art because they don’t know how to run a website so instead we ended up with a site full of neonazis,pedophiles and child porn.

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Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

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my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

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ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

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modern dorian gray where my bitmoji gets prettier and more stylish as i slowly waste away on my kitchen floor

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The midterms are today in the US and I sure hope that as many people as possible vote. It’s important to remember that not voting serves only those in power to just continue getting away with things. They are counting on apathy. They thrive on you not caring and not being politically active or aware. Voting is a good way to shape the country for the better and to show people that you care but it’s also important to remember that your voice and influence doesn’t start and end on election days. Keep being active, protest things, contact representatives, spread awareness of issues that matter to you. And this does mean holding the people you vote for accountable. 

There’s no perfect candidate, but there are candidates who are clearly more likely to listen to their constituents and also have less reasons to criticise them. Vote for the best option, and then force them to be even better once they’re in office. Don’t let a flawed candidate get in on the grace of being the lesser of two evils and then mistakenly think you’ve forgotten what’s wrong with them. Don’t think voting for someone is a binding contract to agree with the person you vote for on everything. Remind them that even though they won against their opponents that they have a job to do and a responsibility to listen and work for the people who voted for them… or next election you get to exercise your right to vote them out.

So vote. Do it.

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I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao 

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.

he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“

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i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

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I keep trying to like red wine like a grown-up but like … it’s rotten grapes, guys. You can drink things that don’t taste like rotten grapes. Why

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“do you have a type?”

uh yeah, women I’m slightly afraid of

#the biggest mood

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Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

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openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

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imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes

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any superhero that has to put their gender in their name is irrefutably trans.

superman? trans. she-hulk? trans. wonder woman? hella trans. batman? spiderman? supergirl? iron man? invisible woman? superboy?

completely, 100% trans

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[Video ID: A businessman is demonstrating cracking open a large nut by slamming his fist into it. The nut, having other ideas, breaks through the table instead upon being slammed, leaving a nut-sized hole. The businessman loses it.]

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My mom woke me up and was like “get up let’s go to the market” so I was like ‘okay’ and I got up and got dressed and went out into the kitchen to see my mom just waking up still in her robe and she turns to me and I’m confused because she was just dressed? So I was like “did you just tell me to get up and go somewhere with you or did I dream that??????????” And she was like “…. no… I was thinking about waking you up in a few hours to ask if you wanted to go to the farmers market with me though…”

So like I had a dream she woke me up to go to the farmers market that was real enough for me to get up and get dressed only for her to tell me she had only thought about waking me up to go to the farmers market????

I was just like “yeah well you think too loud it woke me up” and went back to bed because like ??