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I just finished Mahoyo/Witch on the Holy Night, and I had a great time with it! I think the only possible improvement would be to add sitcom cheers and a laugh track every time Soujyuro is on screen, so I took the liberty of doing it myself.

(mild post-game spoilers in video!)

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"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination

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i love when a mutual i havent seen in a while appears in my notifs again and is still my mutual. hugging you happy you are still here yayyy

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Don’t care. Die.

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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people love visual novels they just have to get tricked into reading them

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

#WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS EARLIER ON DISCORD #THIS HAPPENS IN FFXIV A LOT

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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Alfred Henry Maurer - Nocturne, Paris (1900)

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Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

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Nice of Reimu to invite us over to solve an incident, eh Luigi?

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