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sorry we lost your stupid medication. go on seventeen righteous quests to find it

#me trying to play calvinball with the insurance company to get a pcp so i can get my medicine

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let’s remove the question if it’s livable and just focus on the max you can do in terms of comfortability. So you’re not too tired/burnt out at the end of the day.

#i usually work 6-7 hours depending on my pain #im a cosmetologist who has had chronic shoulder pain for over a decade #i am in the wrong line of work but im working on it

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Oh my goodness, the woodpecker 😆 (other two are Oriole and female Grosbeak)

#licks you and licks you and licks jelly and licks you

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#fucking fuming about biden #trump is gonna win this election #and when he does its only going to make things worse #hes not going to make israel stop #i say we blow up the senate with all of them inside and start over with someone who has at least one sparking neuron #im so fucking angry and i feel so fucking helpless but im staring at the writing on the wall and its overwhelming #fuck joe biden fuck israel fuck all of them #and a special little fuck you to my personal senators who told me 'no im gonna keep letting a genocide happen vote for me though 😇

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"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s

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what happened

#rot in hell joe #i quite frankly dont give a shit about oct 7 i just cant #it rings just as hollow as 9/11 #yeah people died and lots more survive with the loss but i just dont give a shit #because those deaths are pointed at relentlessly to cover up the mass slaughter of brown people #you cannot cry and cry and cry about the 1200 dead when tens of thousands of palestinians have been killed in those seven and a half months #you didnt forget? #yeah well history isnt gonna forget you genocide joe #and when people in the future look back and say 'why did we let something like this happen again??' #the history books are going to point at genocide joe with the same condemenation it points at hitler #fuck off biden you stupid old cunt i hope your death is gruesome and painful

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Bro doesn’t know what app he’s on apparently

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I mean….

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Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

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I find it funny that Chilchuck gets hited by rocks one extra time on anime than in manga

They really said: "yea, one more time wouldn't hurt"

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#why should i bother #im a pants bitch anyway if you can see my legs youre already someone i feel comfortable with so like #who give a fuck

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buckwild to see swifties posting takes like "I feel like this album... is the most classic works of literature. As if these words... were always waiting to be written. I'm going to tattoo all of the lyrics on my skin so they can live forever" and then seeing someone else post a screenshot of the lyrics and it's some shit like "welcome to my dark and twisted mind / I'm the girl nobody ever notices / the joker hasn't seen half of what I've seen / call me the girlker / [reference to current trending media franchise]"