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Are you always this confident? When I look at you I am. When you look at me, what do you see? Someone stronger than me, somebody who survive. So why should I become your wife? Because I make you feel alive. That’s worth a lot... What else you got?

nytw hadestown appreciation  →  Come Home With Me (Non-Album Track)

#hadestown

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#doing identifiable accents in fantasy books #esp with no relevance to the actual fictional geography #listened to a book where one of the bad guys was just. scottish

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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

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just finished this is how you lose the time war im on the floor

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i say this every year but tumblr didn’t start doing april fools’ gimmicks until 2014. one year previous, April 1st, 2013, was a certain Incident that i am CONVINCED caused @staff to think “we have to make an april fools’ theme ourselves, because if left to their own devices, they’ll do… That”

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Round 1

Propaganda:

Feta

Bit overrated ngl, crumbles too easily

Another protected cheese??? how pretentious

bit boring you can only eat it with salad or it tastes like ass

Goat Cheese

GOATed - grilling it on bread is heavenly

Creativity, innovation, inspirational whoever decided to make this cheese in a log shape

This cheese is ancient as only as 5000 BC damnnn

#goat cheese is my one true love

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

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keep forgetting its cherry blossom season and trying to take a lyft downtown it's a mess out here

#hobbies include sitting PARKED next to the monuments in a stranger's car

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mobile games taught me that women are always freezing in cold houses

#no and we are

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WAREHOUSE 13 (2009–2014) ⤷ 4.01 A New Hope

#no like. what EXACTLY did they think they were doing here #warehouse 13

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call me a guy who just caught a fish that's too small and abides by the local fishing regulations on minimum size limit

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beautiful women named library hold ready keep messaging me