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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

#with the last footnote in mind the part where they dissuade you from reporting due to paperwork makes 1000% more sense #i love it

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she's cute as she is imo

#genshin impact #genshin impact emilie #afilitaria art

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So I've been learning French for a while and 'faire' is actually an incredible word. Like what a fucking breakthrough in economy of language.

Faire is a verb that is usually translated into English as "to do/to make," but it covers way more actions than that, which is very confusing for new speakers. because (I have realized) that's not really what faire means.

Faire is actually a word that just gestures vaguely in the direction of the object of the sentence and goes "you know." "Je fais du velo." "Je fais du courses." "Je fais mes valises." I'm biking. I go grocery shopping. I'm packing my bags. You're just sort of pointing at a bike and going "you know, the obvious thing you'd do with it."

English: "You mean RIDE it??"

French: "Sure whatever."

Like idk I just really enjoy the concept of a catch-all verb that you can just slap onto almost anything because who fucking gives a shit, you get the idea. There's a bike. what do you think I'm going to do with it.

#i love (looks at smudged writing on hand) 'do the thing'

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#scholar's nest #saya or azel probably

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Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.

#laugh rule #idiot trio

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yeah man i love (looks at smudged writing on hand) bnuy and mercenary

#project moon #little red riding hooded mercenary #afilitaria art #(technically)(i made this mod) #also my assassin play is mid i'm a filthy spellsword main #rabbit and steel

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as you bring a sample of your crops to the temple of the harvest god, you and everyone nearby suddenly hear a telepathic childlike voice “um, I’m not sure how to tell you this, but your god kind of died…”

#thats nahida and shes gonna be a great successor to the prev god so give her a chance

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"having a crush can make you act a little crazy" fuck that y'all ever made original characters

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does anybody in the group even like ryoshu

#ryo best girl tbh i want her to s.y.n.c me #project moon

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Happy thursday lads. Do me a favour, take my dungeon meshi dating quiz and tell me who you got in the tags

#'you've buried yourself so deep that seeing other people speak their mind breeds resentment' oh this quiz got me fr #shuro's meh to me but i can't say i wouldn't do what he did tbh #dungeon meshi

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Parents really post stuff like this online and wonder why their kids don't trust them

#oh this! my parents knew the answer!! it was confiscating the thing whenever they felt like it #my brothers got a computer to play video games on one christmas and it lasted maybe 3 weeks before parents decided to revoke it #why? fuck if i know

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RPG’s be like

#love how the guy only comes in after the last destructible object has been destroyed #bro's event switch has a value of 10

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Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand

#birb #i wub

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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

#we unironically have a guy that does this #the issue is that he keeps getting his business account frozen because when he takes a train to fuckoff nowhere he doesnt pay bills w/ us #so every once in a while he calls in and i have to sort out credit control shit but god i envy him #wish i could drop off of the face of society like him fr fr

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Medieval authors were so fucking funny. In "The Faerie Queene" this guy comes up to the main hero and is like "Don't go over to that cave, there's a guy inside that makes people kill themselves." And the hero is like "Bet." and goes into the cave. Then the old man (literally called Despair) is like "If you die, you can't commit sin." and can you guess what happened.

#king arthur jumpscare

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Having a cat in winter time is very very dangerous they don’t warn you.

“It’s cold.” I knew that part. I’ve been through 27 “it’s cold”s in my life. “It’s cold AND there’s a soft little cat asleep on my bed with me”? Dangerous. Absolutely dangerous. You will never ever get up again.

#sigh #kttiy... i will never truly Know firsthand their power......