Your carrion post reminded me of when I see a roadkilled vulture. No doubt died on the job as it is near other roadkill. And I wonder what it is like for the carrion creatures to eat them too, if it is any different at all.
that's cool as fuck honestly. imagine if the grim reaper got hit by a car and you could eat him.
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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time
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"theres shipping on tumblr" fork in kitchen i just dont see how people are surprised with this like genuinely
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Going by the same name your whole life is the fae security equivalent of never changing your password.
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i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision
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reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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Your carrion post reminded me of when I see a roadkilled vulture. No doubt died on the job as it is near other roadkill. And I wonder what it is like for the carrion creatures to eat them too, if it is any different at all.
that's cool as fuck honestly. imagine if the grim reaper got hit by a car and you could eat him.
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Your carrion post reminded me of when I see a roadkilled vulture. No doubt died on the job as it is near other roadkill. And I wonder what it is like for the carrion creatures to eat them too, if it is any different at all.
that's cool as fuck honestly. imagine if the grim reaper got hit by a car and you could eat him.
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if i was famous i would say "rpf is fine" on live tv and then carry on like nothing had happened
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this too shall pass
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Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt
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remember taking those "what job should you have" tests in middle school and the questions were like "do you think people deserve to suffer?"
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feeling fish emotions today
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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