aggresivelyapathetic
Bananamerica
came for the Reddit blackout, stayed for the burnt pizza smell.
21+ he/him | your friendly neighborhood cis-het | it took me a long time to figure out what DNI means so if I missed yours I'm so sorry plz block me I deserve it
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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
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Not what I expected coming from John Green
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I don't have time for discourse anymore I'm 27 and I have to pay bills
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i am so desperately concerned with some people on this website.
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
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just got a butthole recommended to me "based on my likes". like someone bent over forward with their bare spread ass sticking out into the air.
what do you mean based on my likes??? WHICH LIKES LED YOUR ALGORITHM TO BELIEVE I WANTED THIS???
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A long time ago I was in a typography class and I had an assignment to draw a word out of its material. Like writing "Rock" and drawing it to make it look like it's carved from stone. I chose "Hair" and I was proud enough of the result that I ended up posting it online to Twitter. Whoever I showed it to online, I got a weird reaction like "Oh...cool." which was strange cuz I was expecting to get complimented on it. It turned out that no one thought it was a drawing. For months, everyone I showed it to thought that I was playing with wet hair clippings in my spare time like some nasty little freak.
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you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories
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