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stephen harper is like bender in that episode where hes made of wood

#cool arm movements bro are you autistic or what #are you scared of islam and terrorism or what? #chretien harper trudeau seriously how much did we waste in money blood and time invading afghanistan???

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just got back from a drag show. they danced for the win instead of survival in the competition and one of them brought a damn hockey stick to the faceoff. the bartender and i were laughing our asses off cause i had a puck in my pocket but didnt wanna give anyone an advantage.

someone forgot to bring a hockey stick to the drag faceoff and i cant blame them but i also forgot a gave them some of putins blood to drink earlier in the evening.

#youll never guess who won #the guy next to mes like watch this the blonde (from the top 3) is gonna win #she doesnt even get to dance lmaoooo #i was already sold on seeing the other two and so was the judge ig

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mulawyshyn we could be on the ukrainian side of the front with a helicopter by the end of the month if you just talked to me asshole

#and we could take the winter palace by the end of may fuck going to maine

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bibi im coming for you my friend...

#Youtube

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people need to see this movie its got dogs its got workers its got a volcano it has michael ironside from splinter cell and starship troopers and its a communist legend

#its amazing but its straight camp like star wars and harry potter on low budget #a dog gets burned alive offscreen heads up #the scene is pretty funny ngl #its sad hearing the dog whine behind the door but its so stupid

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the problem with the first starship troopers movie is that there were no muslims to give michael ironside of all people better lines

#just like the prophet mohammed #the reasonably suicidal commanding officer #in the middle of their jihad on the bugs

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did tumblr just say i was cool??

#sorry algorithms i aint black and avoid aave generally. generally. #the suicidal white savior msjsksjsknsks #someone make the savior black again it was a somali liberal for the last decade

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the real joke is that mr skywalker fucks off to planet tumblr and starts posting to the force or something but planet tumblrs ftl systems are a little slow and it takes ages to send information anywhere in this galaxy and at some point he just gives up and starts screaming

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barbie shouldve tried killing herself to show the crowd it really doesnt work in her universe. i swear on my lying bitch of a mothers grave i am trying so hard to move on

#those kids crying at their moms graves can play god or what lmao #get negative get gay get suicidal get autistic and get special kid #oprah at the end times #IT WAS YOUUU AND YOUU AND YOU ALL ALONG #SOLDIER BOY IT WAS YOUUUUUUU #YOURE A GIRL DUDE IDC YOU KNOW THIS ONE? YOUUUUU #?????

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what was luke skywalker up to? posting

#and shidding and farting #and i guess milking that thing every day

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Cannot think of anything, or type any questions without the internet showing me products related to what I'm thinking of not many minutes after

#alright who else is having real problems with information theory #and advertising sourcing and serendipity #the random element is a bitch sometime #hi its me im odds #beat the odds i dare you #we bave algorithms to read you to shreads

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lady lambs probably a gold star virgin lmao liesel haaaaaated that joke so much BECAUSE IM HER FIRST AND ONLY BOYFRIEND FOREVER AND SHES AN ASSHOLE AS LONG AS SHE FEELS LIKE IT

#i hate virgins and i cant stand islam and the virgins ffs #theyre too loyal and stupid #and committed #to time traveling in a do or die way #fuck you ali

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canadian dracula voice: its like they need more time to develop, these american virgins. get laid. take testosterone. do something!!

#play hockey!!!!! awwwooooooo!!!!

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welcome to whose line is it anyway thanks drew

theres a hypersexual aromantic liar that is my best friend in the world but she hates me and rapes me and gets paid by the gvt and is just tired of this assignment. she tells me shes asexual and hyper romantic and i dont believe her so i tell her im that sick twisted sexual thing she wants me to be while i go fuck off and try to survive womanhood all on my fucking own.

im the ace idiot who wants romance but its my penis were fighting over because hers isnt a cock unless im there to suck it. welcome to transmisogyny everything is my fault. welcome to christianity everything is her fault. she insists im the devil but wont play god while insisting on controlling the whole world like this. someone confront god for fucks sake its @scarlet-riot and im blocked

ill never shut up mulawyshyn because the war in ukraine is our fault and one day youll realize and itll finally end

#wishin with wyshin for what? MAKE THIS MARTH BITCH A CHICK ALREADY #were both closet lesbians #shes like whats your problem #im like girl you know #its you #and we can talk #but really we cant #burn in hell the devil you made me god #its fine my family always thought i was the lord and savior anyway #thanks for showing me this webbed site you frog #you goose. you reverse centaur. you pegasus #you knight you princess you goddess #athena you wiseass talk to me again one day its artemis this was stupid #and the world isnt ready for us #and you dont want me to have friends #i made a friend in your face i consented to awkward discussion and you flipped #why? BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU TOLD ME ALL ALONG DONT BE A WOMAN YOURE A BOY #YOURE THE LORD AND THE SAVIOR #IM JUST YOUR EX FROM COLLEGE LEAVE ME ALONE #you were the first human i loved these are your people and this is your website #and these no poaching games are illegal here the judge should talk to lawyers already #shes the only person who actually knows me #its her funeral #its her world #its her life im destroying #no matter what i do #so no. you leave me alone the devil. youre in a time out now

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i gave these guys a challenge to face team canada without passports on this side just like every other canadian and theyre still too scared of us over there. its like they need more time to develop, team us. the cis womens matchup is balanced and amazing but the canadians are still too powerful over here i guess woops

#6-5 ot? go to hell everyone im in heaven!!! #the called it the best matchup on earth and im like what? i guess? in the galaxy????? i bet!!!

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