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YES TO ALL OF THIS!!!! GIVE ME DESIRE AND A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL HOLY SHIT

#dead boy detectives #neil gaiman #steve yockey

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Once again randomly remembered this story about a couple who had a small parrot - pretty sure it was a budgie - who didn't talk but learned to communicate with people in its own way. Once it figured out that people always turn to check their phones when the notification sound comes on, it started making the text message notification sound to request human attention. The parrot also liked to follow people to the door whenever guests were leaving, and would use its wings to pantomime the motions of a person putting their coat on. A very clever, charming bird.

And every once in a while it just randomly hated some people. Not for any real reason, or even reason to suspect bad vibes, but by deciding "fuck this person in particular" for shits and giggles alone. And one time when the owners had invited a new friend to their home, the bird decided that it Did Not Like Her.

So in the middle of polite conversation, the bird - who was free to roam around the apartment at the time - hopped onto the living room coffee table, right in front of the unwanted guest. And in that moment, the owners put two and two together and understood that whatever mischief the bird had decided to do, it was now too late to stop it.

But instead of unleashing the absolute hell that even the tiniest displeased parrot could be capable of, the little budgie made its little "may I have your attention please" cell phone notification sound, and once the guest was focused on the bird, looked at her dead in the eye while doing the putting-my-coat-on wing motion.

The guest did not recognise the pantomime for what it was, but she was nonetheless delighted that the parrot would do a little wing-roll dance for her. And the host couple were at first too stunned and then too polite to tell her how impressive that gesture truly was. Their bird had shown both remarkable restraint and cleverness by using its entire vocabulary of human communication just to say

"I have an important announcement: I think you should leave."

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The brothers Johnson: A webweave

The Hellbound Heart, Clive Barker | The Sunshine Court, chapter six | Cain and Abel, Orazio Riminaldi | The Sunshine Court, chapter ten | The Plagues, The Prince of Egypt | The Sunshine Court, chapter sixteen | "whispers of your brother's blood", by tiktok user @user68519586 | Big Brother I'm Just Like You, Madds Buckley | The Sunshine Court, chapter sixteen | Way to You, Blixemi | The Sunshine Court, chapter fifteen | Antigone, Jean Anouilh | The Sunshine Court, chapter sixteen

#lucas johnson #the sunshine court #tsc spoilers #aftg #tsc

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The most unrealistic thing about aftg is actually Kevin, Jean, (&Riko, possibly, if he wasn’t dead) going pro.

I am into sports and let me tell you, with ravens training, it is hardly possible that their bodies could handle still playing at the age of (more or less) 25.

Their injuries would definitely have a comeback in the future. I mean, bones need time and rest to heal, they got none of that.

Besides, Tesuji’s training was focused on testing limits and using maximum of them at every game. Chances that their bodies weren’t worn off already at like 18? Low to none.

There’s something called “expiration date” (at least in figure skating) and I think that’s exactly what would happened to Kevin, Jean and most of the ravens. They would reach 20 and start having problem with every single part of their body, walking problems most likely. Kind of like being 20 in the body of 80 years old person.

Anyway, that’s my opinion, no hate to canon events or smth. I was just having thoughts while trying to fall asleep lmao🫶🏻

#ohmygod yes #aftg #jean moreau #kevin day #riko moriyama

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They could never make me hate you love ♡ He deserves a service doggie :')

#tsc #jean moreau #he doooo

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Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman you identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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I really hope Neil tags along with Kevin when he goes to The Sunshine Court for the press conference and we just get Jeremy’s POV of pure gay panic meltdown when he hears all three of these traumatised sexy exy gangster boys chatting shit in French

#and it’s just Kevin being a pessimist while Neil plots death and Jean saying they’re all gonna die #<- prev tag #lmaoooo #yes yes yes #aftg #tsc #jeremy knox #jean moreau #kevin day #neil josten

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eepy boys

#aftg #kevin day #neil josten #cuuuties

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Something I haven’t seen discussed much (perhaps I’ve just missed where it’s being talked about) is that Edwin’s escape from hell must have been an iterative process, and what survival instinct and strength of hope it took to achieve it.

At least 3 different entities “owned” him while he was down there, the baby doll spider had him for decades but seems not to have had him the whole time - but it chased them right to the door of Hell when he and Charles escaped together the second time.

He must have been back and forth and back and forth and back and forth. He would have had to figure out the layers of hell and the path from scratch. He would have taken wrong turns, suffered the torments. From his notes, he seems to have ended up in Avarice at least once. I’m pretty certain he’s the one who created that hidden hole in the wall. I wonder how many years it took him to do that. I wonder if he only got the chance to start after the spider owned him because it doesn’t seem sapient in the same way the demons did.

He figured out the hard way why not to ring that bell. I wonder how many times he made it to the Lobby before he was caught, and how many times he only got as far as gluttony or lower down. I wonder if he made it halfway up the staircase before and was dragged back, which is why he made Charles stop to talk when he did.

Maybe he made it to the lobby the 56th, 57th, 58th and 61st attempt, but not the ones in between. Maybe he despaired when he failed at it twice in a row. I wonder, after the first years of being nothing but a frightened teenager in a terrifying place, how many chunks of years he lost in the middle to defeat and hopelessness before deciding to try yet again. No wonder Esther wants to eat his soul so bad, you don’t find strength like that every day

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne

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fountain in italy

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They could never make me hate you love ♡ He deserves a service doggie :')

#for a hot second i thought he was wearing a collar #need him be cuddled up by a doggo #he deserves it #jeremy would get him one #but it would also mean so much more if jean got it himself #now they move in to a diff place together coz no doggos in cat and laila's place #jean moreau #jeremy knox #barkbark von barkenstein

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They could never make me hate you love ♡ He deserves a service doggie :')

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A very fast study of Jean vs barkbark von barkstein

#jean moreau #barkbark von barkenstein #jeremy knox #tsc

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can you imagine being Jean Moreau and waking up in the middle of the night from a horrific night terror only to sit up and be met with the everlasting stare of a cardboard golden retriever named fucking Barkbark Von Barkenstein

#jean stifling that startled scream #and him turning it around to face jeremy's side #lmaoooo #tsc #jean moreau #barkbark von barkenstein

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Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents

Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,

Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS