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aleexbjo · 11 months
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Oh, to be a little flower fairy hanging out in the garden đŸŠ‹đŸŒŒ
 J.J Grandville - Les Fleurs Animées, 1847
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aleexbjo · 1 year
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– he’s always, always in my mind – not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself – but, as my own being – 
Emily BrontĂ«, from ‘Wuthering Heights’
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aleexbjo · 1 year
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“Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.”
— Unknown
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aleexbjo · 1 year
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aleexbjo · 1 year
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“Of course I’ll hurt you. Of course you’ll hurt me. Of course we will hurt each other. But this is the very condition of existence. To become spring, means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence, means accepting the risk of absence”
— Antoine de Saint ExupĂ©ry, The Little Prince
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aleexbjo · 1 year
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— Edna St. Vincent Millay, from a letter to Arthur Davison Ficke
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aleexbjo · 1 year
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“I do not think, sir, you have any right to command me, merely because you are older than I, or because you have seen more of the world than I have; your claim to superiority depends on the use you have made of your time and experience.”
— Charlotte BrontĂ«, “Jane Eyre”
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aleexbjo · 1 year
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Practical Shakespeare Quotes
Do you want to quote more Shakespeare in your life but never find opportunities to say “brevity is the soul of wit”? Do you rarely hang below balconies exchanging love vows with the daughter of your enemy? This is just the list for you. “What an ass am I!” —Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2 “I am not a slut,” —As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 3 (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) “Hell is empty and all the devils are here,” —The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2 “Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways,” —Henry IV Part 2, Act 4, Scene 5 “This is the excellent foppery of the world,”
–King Lear, Act 1, Scene 2
“Making the beast with two backs,” —Othello, Act 1, Scene 1 “The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool,” —As You Like It, Act 5, Scene 1 “To tell thee plain, I aim to lie with thee,” —Henry VI Part 3, Act 3, Scene 2 (Works great for courting hot widows.) “I would rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me,” —Much Ado About Nothing, Act 1, Scene 1 “I wasted time, and now doth time waste me,” —Richard II, Act 5, Scene 5 “Marry, sir, in her buttocks.” —A Comedy of Errors, Act 2, Scene 5 (No judgement here.) “My horse is my mistress,” —Henry V, Act 3, Scene 7 (Uh, there might be something wrong with that.) “Thou dost infect my eyes,” —Richard III, Act 1, Scene 2 “Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit,” —Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene 5 (“Wit” is Shakespearean slang for penis.) “[Wine] provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance,” —Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 3 “I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill, far, than feed on cates and have him talk to me in any summer-house in Christendom,” —Henry IV Part 2, Act 4 Scene 1 “Now, gods, stand up for bastards!” —King Lear, Act 1, Scene 2 “Villain, I have done thy mother!” —Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2 (This means exactly what you think it does.) “And thou unfit for any place but hell,” —Richard III, Act 1, Scene 2 “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers,” —Henry VI Part 2, Act 4, Scene 2
“Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.” —Othello, Act 4, Scene 2
“Out, dunghill!” —King John, Act 4, Scene 3 “This is too long.” —Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2
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aleexbjo · 1 year
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aleexbjo · 1 year
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At some point in life, someone will love you more than what you’ve expected. Be Patient and learn to wait, because sometimes a patient person receives the best love story.
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aleexbjo · 1 year
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no supero estas fotos <3
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aleexbjo · 1 year
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"fuck you my child is completely fine"
your child reads classic literature for fun
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aleexbjo · 3 years
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aleexbjo · 3 years
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hamlet, bouncing onstage for his fifth unwanted soliloquy of the day:
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aleexbjo · 3 years
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I’m gonna flex on other English majors by referring to Lady Macbeth as “Macbeth” and to Macbeth as “Mr. Macbeth” 
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aleexbjo · 3 years
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The Shipwreck, illustration for Act I, Scene i, The Tempest, Edwin Austin Abbey, 1891
Gouache on composition board 53.7 x 36.5 cm (21 ⅛ x 14 ⅜ in.) Yale University Art Gallery, New Haven, CT, USA
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aleexbjo · 4 years
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You are not worth the dust which the rude wind Blows in your face.
King Lear, IV.ii.30-31
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