alexandrahopemorgan

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

I dunno, I just want something that doesn’t suck.

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Yeah? Have you thought about moving out on your own at all? And you know if you ever just need a break, my door is always open.

Okay, rude, does all my cooking the past week suck?

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Not really. I mean, I could, but I don’t know. I kind of like living with just Alex. Plus the apartment’s so close to campus and it’s big enough, and I can do kind of whatever I want, within reason because it’s just my sister. I always figured I’d just spend college there. Mmph. I might have to take you up on that, but if I did it every time I wanted to kill them, I’d probably just live with you.

Okay.

#dude i know like. im surprised you survived it tbh #because just. sav's retirement just. you followed that kid from the bottom up #i cannot BELIEVE she retired like savannah why #omg yes like. im ready for consistent games and being able to see the baes we have left again #also world cup. im ready for world cup #listen xD we all expected alex to have the functional relationship and megan to have the mess #and yet here we are xD it's too fucking good #gross. they're gross. megan is so here for it #she's always been so resistant to touch too but with mika she's all in for it

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

So…we just go run until we lose three pounds of pancakes. How hard could it be. Heh. See ya Megan, Mika.

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Have a good night, guys, we’ll see you. C’mon. You seem…stressed. Everything okay?

I’m not quite sure that’s how that works, but you know. Worth a shot. Bye! 

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I’m ready to commit capital murder, but other than that... ...no, it’s just. Dealing with them both together. All the time. It’s a lot and I hate it. Alex is high maintenance by herself, but add Devin into the mix and I’m ready to actually kill them both. ...hi.

Okay.

#right?! idk why people keep quitting so young #the sav one really just. floors me though. why does she do the thing #but fair tbh. i always tend to get more into it once games start #can we discuss how fucking precious megan and mika are though like #who would have fucking thought megan would have the most functional adult relationship bye #also just. they'll be the power couple of the gaming world and im here for it #but megan naturally stood on her tiptoes to kiss bae's jaw #meanwhile alex and devin are. you know. this xD

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

She’ll never know. Which one of us would tell? Certainly not I. …yeah, Megan you should go have fun with your girl tonight. It’d be good for you to get away from this demon.

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…right. Well. Cool. If you do want to come over, I’m hosting a game night at my place with a few coworkers, figured you may want to come? 

Listen, if we gain like three pounds in the course of a day, she’ll know. She always knows. I -- hey! I am not a demon!

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Fucking...debatable, Alexandra. Yes. Please. Take me away from here.

Okay.

#honestly same?? #im excited for the world cup but eh on the season as a whole? #but god dude i just. i cannot believe sav retired #i don't even like. why??? she could have done so much in the nwsl #she really is adulting at its finest xD and is somehow dating megan fucking morgan #i feel like she sees the potential in megan to be a functioning human #but fuck just xD poor mika #alex and devin are prime stupid when together #and megan just currently has all the pent up rage and it's fucking dumb as hell #so she's just tossed herself at mika and is working to just get them the fuck out of the house lmaoooo

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

Pancakes. Definitely pancakes.

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Hey Alex, Devin.  You busy tonight, dear?

I mean...I’ll make you pancakes, but we’re most assuredly not supposed to eat pancakes. I think Karlie might kill us. She’s not, please take her, she’s been an insufferable piece of shit all day.

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Oh, no, I’m just doing the Jaina raid -- Alex, shut your mouth, I swear to god.

Okay.

#ugh right?? i just. want it. i want an la team #i feel like it would do so well???? #nothing will beat portlant probably but still #omg it really is but im so ready for it??? #like. bring on the fixable angst even if megan will probably plot to murder devin when it happens #the best is that megan would be a legit good roommate too xD #like her own personal space would be a mess but the shared space would be immaculate. #neither has megan tbh. she's not even like. aware she wants it yet xD #also megan looks ready to strangle alex with her own hair rn #hashtag just little sister things

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

Um.

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Well aren’t you just incredibly delightful tonight. I see you over there, babe. What do you want for food? Hi Mika.

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Alex, shut -- oh, hey.

Okay.

#...listen eventually they've got to expand to an la team okay #they need to do it for us. for the sake of these future morons #im so proud though even if that means the huge ily fallout is quickly coming #...honestly though megan would die to live with mika rn tbh xD #but she's also like uggggh this apartment's so close to school though #gifojdk honestly mood. poor dev. it's not even her fault #megan's just a little bitch #alex opened the door though and megan stopped mid insult lbr here

[alexandrahopemorgan]

Okay.

What do you want for dinner tonight?

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I’ll feed myself, thanks.

#so these two are officially living together now i feel #so have an alex and megan because megan is over it™ #she's so fucking over sharing a space with the both of them lmaooo #so she's just in the corner playing wow and shooting alex dirty looks #bc they're messes and megan is over it #lbr she's spent so much time with mika these past few months #and alex is just willfully ignoring it tbh

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

Mika’s kinda old and that’s weird. She probably deserves it.

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Yeah, you’re really good. What little I’ve read of your work, you’re good. Oh, god no. It’s all about him, I wasn’t around when they were filming it. It’s really recent, so I was already up older and out of the house by that point. It just features his work and his restaurant and all that. Mm, not super often. I see dad more often than I see my mother. She likes to stay busy, so she doesn’t take many days off. Dad at least is easier to visit at work. …okay. If you want me there, I’ll be there. Easy.

She is older but...I don’t know. She’s not that much older than me. And Megan’s always dated older than her. I’d rather her date an older woman than the gross older men she used to date. Ugh. Mika’s so much better than the trash she used to bring home. I think Mum is just...wary, but I can’t imagine it’ll deter her for long. Because I don’t know. I like Mika. Don’t you?

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You think? It’s just...I’ve always been alright at it. I’m not as big on like...academic papers, but I like creative writing courses. I can write academic papers too though. I’m just...I don’t know. It comes easy. It’s borne mostly of my rage at how the writers handle their female characters. WOW especially, like good god. Oh. Okay, that’s still really cool though. He must be like...a really big deal in that sphere. I mean...fair. At least your dad’s kind of fixed in one place. Your mom goes everywhere. I do, but I don’t want you to come if it’ll make you uncomfortable. I think they’ll warm up to you though. I really do. I got you something, by the way. For Christmas.

Jesus, Megan.

#fucking RIGHT. she honestly never thought alex would be the kris xD #she thought megan would do dumb ass shit that she'd sigh at #but instead megan turns out to be a functional adult with very little stupid decisions #especially since mika happened xD #GROSS i love it and i love them #megan will enjoy it though no doubt #she's already WAY more comfortable with touch with mika than she ever was with her boyfriends #also...character pages are hard. im fucking with mine #...alex was born may 11 2011 right?? #and megan was born july....2nd????? 2013?? i forget bc i suck

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

Well, sure, of course. Whatever you say is law. I mean, it kinda seems like she does, but you know her better than I do. I guess I could be wrong.

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College assignments can be stressful too. Just a different type of stress is all. Oh, yeah, dad just. He’s awesome at what he does. Actually, he’s on a Netflix show that highlighted all of his work and it was…kind of awesome. Mm, I don’t mind the airports so much. It means I get to see my mom, which is always a nice surprise. Your mothers are really going to come to hate me just showing up at these family events aren’t they?

It’s...I don’t know. She has no reason to dislike you, and normally Mama like...she doesn’t just dislike people for no reason. So I’m not super sure what her issue is. If it helps, Mika’s facing the same shit.

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I guess, but...I’m good at them, most of the time. English major is like...my prime time. I can write for days, most of the time. Oh, what! Are you on there at all, because like...I’ll watch it anyway, but seeing you gives me more incentive. Do you not get to see her a whole lot? I’m...kind of the same way. Airports mean I get to see my grandma, most of the time but like...I don’t see her until a billion hours later on a plane. So airports themselves? Bleh. ...I don’t know. I don’t think so. I hope not. Even if they do I just...don’t care. I like you and they’re not going to stop that.

Jesus, Megan.

#dude honestly same?? i never had anyone teach me either #i mostly taught myself #and i just like. throw things on my face and hope it works #i looked semi okay for christmas eve tho maybe #god it'll be so fucking good like xD alex getting a tattoo with ryan lochte too #fucking xD poor bec and kris omg. bec will have war flashbacks #ugh that's what megan needs like. idt she'll be bad but like. she's relatively clueless #but once she does it the first time like. she won't be nervous anymore and they can like. regularly hook up #oh lord yeah like. megan's first time just. she's so /different/ than alex #bc she was like uh. it's sex. whatever. who cares about it being special #and my significantly older boyfriend wants it so whatever #megan has never had a decent sexual experience in her life xD she doesn't get the hype #meanwhile alex waited and was glad she did

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

Is that how it works? Okay, but like. One of them has. The other wants me to burn in a fire probably.

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So it does. It’ll be nice to just relax for a bit. I’ll still stream a bit and do all that, but…the big stuff I’ll take a break. Both, honestly. He kind of lives in his restaurants? So, if I ever wanted to see him I had to be there. He’s…a man of his work and little else. Hah, yeah, I get that. I traveled for awhile with my mom and it was cool, but it gets old. Hey, of course it’s okay. It’s always okay. I’m fine either way, though. Unless…well, would your parents be okay with it? Last time went…as it did, so. I don’t want to overstep.

It’s how I say it works, so absolutely. Oh, she...doesn’t. Not really, I don’t think. Don’t get me wrong, she’s massively unfair to you but...I don’t think she actually hates you.

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Makes sense. I’m just enjoying not drowning in assignments, which is way less stressful than what you do. It sounds kinda like my Mum. Less so but...Mum’s always been very involved with the lawyering. But I was never in courtrooms or anything. Neither was Alex. Yeah, exactly. I hate the airport now. I like going to Australia in the summer but...ugh. Oh -- they’ll be fine. I mean, they probably won’t be happy, but I don’t care. You should come, if you want to. You can just stay here tonight and we can go in the morning.

Jesus, Megan.

#it doesn't look terrible and that is all that matters #there is a picture on my insta #i can do like. v minimal makeup. eyeliner and mascara but anything else im like ??? #oh my god you know he will. an he'll encourage the behavior. and megan will ??? #and call her mothers like um moms. this weird old guy is talking alex into getting a tattoo #...yep xD and that freaks her out. she just doesn't want to be bad? she wants mika to enjoy it too #and she'll do fine but just xD u kno. homegirl's nervous. that's so cute though stop #mika is just what she needs. bc i feel like megan's used to being pressured into shit #reasons she lost her virginity so young #she lost it at like 15 dating some burnout older dude #and bec almost had a heart attack lbr here #we stan an increasingly less princess legend basically

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

Um, I dunno. I guess ‘cause holidays are a family thing or whatever.

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Breaks are always a good thing. I’ve been working too much, so I figured I’d give myself a brief break with no major events. I do, actually, yeah. Any convention out there I make sure I go to just so I can pop in and see him. We’re quite close. Mom is a pilot, though. So, she’s all over the world. Tomorrow I will be napping in a hammock on my balcony with a book and a glass of wine.

Well, sure, but...you know. You’re dating me. That gives you like a free pass to come to my family events. Besides, my mother has practically adopted you, honestly.

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God, right? All that just...piles on stress. You deserve a break. Oh yeah? He taught you how to cook then? Or did you just spend a lot of time in the restaurants? Oh, cool. I wanted to be a pilot when I was younger, actually. But then I realized I’d seen far too many airports and didn’t really want to live in one, more or less. Oh. Well, do you want to come to our thing? It’s an all day affair, but you’re more than welcome. If not, maybe I can like...sneak away early and come see you? If that’s like...okay.

Jesus, Megan.

#...okay i just did like. fucking makeup dude. #eyeshadow. which is. not my forte #but i did the thing and now im ready to go #fml. i hate family parties bye #STOP oh my god she fucking will #and megan will have to drag her back to the olympic village and it makes me laugh tbh #...no omg. once the love fallout between alex and devin happens. THAT'S when alex will get the tattoo #and megan will sigh and call mika to come pick them up xD #omg yeah and like. megan's not a virgin but she's not experienced either #and i think it freaks her out bc like. women require so much more work #she was fine with dudes bc eh. i can just lay here it's fine #but with mika like. she actively wants to impress so like. i feel like she's been half naked a lot and then freaked #and was like hnng okay a moment pls #...alex is a princess. but she's less princess now than she was #growth

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

Okay, yeah, sure. Yeah. That sounds like…good to me? You’re sure it’s okay I go?

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You definitely can manage at least the basics, so yeah. Whenever works for me. I have a slow week with the holidays, no travel or anything for a change. But, yes he does. That’s where he ended up after my parents split.

Of course I’m sure. Why wouldn’t it be?

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Oh! That’s uh. That’s good. Me too, obviously. We’re on break till January, so I don’t have anything going on. Mm, do you go visit him a lot? What does your mom do? What’re you doing tomorrow, anyway?

Jesus, Megan.

#dude tumblr is a piece of shit sometimes and just deletes shit #i wish i could say i was surprised xD #omg yep. i feel like alex always gets in some sort of trouble on her dumb birthday xD #just either gets smashed as hell and megan carries her home #or she just gets messy in a club bathroom with devin. bc idiot #...meanwhile megan just pesters her mothers for expensive games #...listen. megan's trying to take advantage of it okay xD #in my head they've fooled around but haven't had sex yet #and megan is ready™ for the next step #...which should be fucking hilarious bc she's only had sex with trash men and mika will be like ??? was the bar this low? #...tru though. mika leads a lot but also megan just has a less high strung personality i feel?? #so she's easier to date than alex as a rule

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

Oh, well. Yeah, like. Okay. That’s cool then. I can just…wrap up surfing early and stuff or you could…come with me first and then we could go together or whatever. I dunno.

We could do that. We normally start around nine. I think Megan’s going to stay here tonight too, so she’ll leave before us and let Mum and Mama know we’ll be along shortly, I think.

Jesus, Megan.

#fucking true as hell stop it xD #they really are so extra for birthdays. even still i feel #alex is super fucking extra on her birthday #megan less so but the parents still force it on her im sure #...listen megan is a moron okay. even now she's like ...what are we though #she's met your fucking parents moron. you're dating #...and meanwhile we have alex and devin. being morons xD #it's a big credit to mika that her and megan work so well i feel. just bc she's older.

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

I…can if you want me to, yeah. As long as it’s not like. Imposing or anything.

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I can make it happen. We’ll learn a few basic skills and you’ll be good to go. Cooking isn’t so hard once you get the hang of a few things. He owns a few restaurants in Chicago, actually. He’s like…a big deal sort of.

You’re definitely not imposing. I know Mum has a gift for you anyway, so honestly? I think they’re expecting you.

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Nice. I’m sure I can manage to pick at least the basics up, y’know? I can uh. I can come over whenever, or you could come over here when you’ve got some spare time...maybe. Mm, sounds fancy. I know all about the big deal parents thing. Does he live out in Chicago?

Jesus, Megan.

#fuck xD i hate how accurate that is #rented the whole fucking place and decorated themselves #...they will be those bitches stop #they're the epitome of the meme linked above fuckx D #omg yeah okay megan's def shorter then #she's 5'6. alex is 5'9 #also fucking. she's weirdly nervous about asking her to come over and megan. honey. you're dating her #it's fine #why are the morgans cute with their gfs that's the real question #and how is megan in a healthy adult relationship while alex is in a mess xD

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

Oh, like. No, that’s cool. If you’re busy I can just bring it by another time. No worries.

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That’s cute. I’ll have to teach you both sometime. At least the basic skills anyway. My dad is a chef, though. He’s…pretty good.

Mm, up to you. You’re welcome to stop by though. I’m sure Mum would like to see you.

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Uh, please do? I’m going to gain like thirty pounds with all the takeout we eat, even with Alex’s absurd workout regiment. Oh, really? Private chef or does he work in a restaurant or something?

Jesus, Megan.

#oh princess cowgirl was a real hit tbh #that might have been alex's fave birthday xD #bc the morgans are loaded and probably rented one of those horse ride things #where they just go in a circle #and alex got to pick her horse and be the queen of the castle #aww. megan loves it honestly like. she doesn't mind popping off but like #she won't do it unless someone looks uncomfortable #but mika will rub off on her eventually i feel xD and megan will also just speak up over anything #nbd we stan vocal girlfriends #omg she's 5'9 and devin is 5'7? they make it work xD #how tall is mika?

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

I dunno but it sucks. People suck. Erm, I was gonna go surfing probably? And then like drop off your gift whenever you’re not busy and stuff. 

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…the compulsion was there yes. She’s not very good.

Oh. Okay. Well, you can...I’ll be honest, I’m going to be busy most of the day. Christmas is...an affair. You don’t have to come, but you’re welcome to, if you like.

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...neither of us are. Mum just cooked for us like...all the time, growing up. She still sends me home with care packages. How’d you learn?

Jesus, Megan.

#fucking stop it oh my god. we all know alex's had princess in there somewhere every year #it was princess soccer one year. princess cowgirl one year #meanwhile megan was always just like ??? idk just get me a cake bigger than all the other kids so i can eat it and make them jealous??? #fucking RIGHT. like. megan /looks/ like becca but she def doesn't have that snide bite to her personality #alex does. but she looks far more like kris #im having FEELINGS over the morgan family #...omg amazing. megan's a big fan. she doesn't though i feel. she lets mika handle herself #unless she looks visibly uncomfortable and then she doesn't say anything. she just hits people xD #i hate this. megan just surged up on her tiptoes to press a kiss to mika's jaw #she's so just...content to be near her? it's so gross? #and alex is also happy while in bae's lap. ...even though i think she's taller than devin but xD whatever #so her legs are everywhere

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

Yeah, I’ve had to do that a looot. There are a lot of good places to hit people to make them go away.

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…hey.

Ugh, that’s awful. Why can’t people...you know. Just take no for an answer. What are you doing for Christmas tomorrow, by the way?

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Did you feel the need to save our poorly made food?

Jesus, Megan.

#omg yep exactly what i was thinking #they like parties but the both of them especially like PUTTING ON a party #alex especially i feel likes to host and provide food and all that stuff. she is kris's daughter in and out i feel xD #megan...you know honestly? i think megan has more kris in her than bec #alex has a becca streak FOR SURE but like #megan favors bec in the looks department but like. her temperament probably favors more kris #but she's also so distinctly different than both her parents. she's an odd one #...honestly fair. is mika the type to scowl at annoying men hitting on her gf or will she say something? #gofj amazing. nbd loving the attention #megan just nudged alex out of the way though to take her place helping bae #and alex lbr just sank down on devin's lap

[alexandrahopemorgan]

devin-ohara‌:

…gross. Should have hit him harder.

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Should have had someone go with you, apparently men can’t manage to keep their damn hands to themselves for five minutes.

...I agree with Devin. You should have hit him harder. Who was it, do you know?

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No. You act as if I know people. Luckily I will punch any man who gets too close to me as hard as I can in the teeth. I don’t care. Suffer for Christmas. Hi.

Jesus, Megan.

#right?! it seems v morgan-esque #it's more an alex thing than megan but xD now that megan's behaving as a normal human #she helps out #omg yeah though no parents. this is just for them and mostly the girlfriends but #the friends too #...basically mika is cooking and alex is burning things and being annoying. that's what's happening xD #so she's tepped down and is just handing mika things #...megan will join dev though. she can elp but xD she doesn't want to crowd the kitchen #...yep xD it seemed appropriate. fucking men. #alex looks so annoyed though #she gets so irritated when people fuck with megan now #and megan's just so unbothered xD leaned over the island and pressed a kiss against mika's cheek #...which is probably prompting her friends to stare bc ??? how did she land that