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alexis-royce · 4 hours
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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
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alexis-royce · 5 hours
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gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off
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alexis-royce · 5 hours
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I've uploaded ver 1.5 of Hoping This Finds You Well to itch.io! 
I've been brushing the game up in preparation for a Steam release, and this new version has some small but crucial improvements:
An overhaul of the drag mechanic
Higher-contrast menus
New main menu and cover art
New web build!
I'm pretty sure it's bug free and ready for Steam this Wednesday, but if anyone wants to give it a check, grab it off itch and have a look. I'd appreciate it!
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alexis-royce · 5 hours
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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata
prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.
eagle: stigma talons in your flesh
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alexis-royce · 5 hours
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St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, June 5, 1910
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alexis-royce · 14 hours
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I've heard a lot of mixed reviews about the way Falin is portrayed here and am curious about where people actually stand on the subject.
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For people attracted to women (not necessarily attracted to Falin, just in general):
#Okay I loved that moment and I think it’s an excellent example of sexualization not equaling objectification#She is powerful and monstrous but that moment is also drawing attention to her humanity#You see the bounce and you think of her as a lady#her gentle smile there and the hair fluff?#it is a tactile wonderland of things to make your brain think “soft!#and then she kills the best character.#you and Laios are BOTH trying to tell#is the woman still in there?!#is she the soft smile of the little sister?#is that the soft kindness and very soft chest of the woman Marceille and Shuro fell head over heels for?#The softness is evoking other traits#and that’s what they have been doing!#looking at a monster’s body to try to figure out what its rules are!#if they’d been pulling this trick with every woman on the show it would be very fatiguing#but the jiggle is part of the overall softness#and when she rips off her shirt Marceille starts to go ‘uh oh’#but the show CEASES to eroticise her after that#Marceille is expecting to defend the dignity of her comrade’s bare form#instead her humanity is removed along with the shirt and terror settles in#softness gone#and we fear that the gentle and kind friend is gone with it#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#oh and I’m coming back to say this#since I’m a trans dude I needed a minute to remember#but also THE CHEST CAN BE GOALS FOR SOME LADIES#Laios is CLEARLY looking at Marceille and going ‘BODY GOALS’#I’d love to see the poll results of do you wanna hold her or do you wanna BE her
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alexis-royce · 16 hours
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I've uploaded ver 1.5 of Hoping This Finds You Well to itch.io! 
I've been brushing the game up in preparation for a Steam release, and this new version has some small but crucial improvements:
An overhaul of the drag mechanic
Higher-contrast menus
New main menu and cover art
New web build!
I'm pretty sure it's bug free and ready for Steam this Wednesday, but if anyone wants to give it a check, grab it off itch and have a look. I'd appreciate it!
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alexis-royce · 18 hours
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vaginal hygiene & health - an introductory crash course
pass this on to spread knowledge whether you have one or not, #save-a-coochie
- the vagina is the tubular ‘internal’ sex organ that some people have. - the ‘vulva’ is the set of external sex organs that people with vaginas have. it includes (but not only):
pubic mound 
labia minora and majora (inner/outer ‘lips’)
clitoris and clitoral hood 
vulval vestibule (found in between your labia minora)
urethra (where you urinate from)
vaginal opening
-vaginas naturally contain a balance of different bacterias. this bacteria protects the vagina from external bacteria and fungus, provides natural disinfectants and maintains a healthy vaginal pH of 3.5-4.5.
-vaginal pH varies from person to person, day to day, depending on your cycle, your diet and many other external factors,
-all vaginas have a scent. all of them. no two people smell exactly the same, and you shouldn’t expect your vagina (or anyone else’s) to smell fruity or floral.
- if your worried about your scent, you can place perfume or an essential oil to an area around your vulva but not on it. some places like between your thighs or on your lower stomach, for example,
-your body secretes natural fluids called discharge. discharge is how your vagina self cleanses. it is completely normal and vital to healthy vaginal function.
-discharge can vary in amount, color, texture and scent depending on your cycle. each person is different. if your discharge is unusual or abnormal to you and your unique body - visit a doctor if possible.
-abnormal discharge can be green, grey, very yellow, smelly, itchy, chunky, etc.
-abundant discharge can be annoying. you can remove excess discharge in your shower by inserting one clean finger into your vagina, moving it from one side to another and ‘scooping’ the discharge out. repeat as needed. this reduces the amount of discharge found on your panties and in turn, reduces vaginal scent.
- dead skin cells and oil can build up between your clitoris and your clitoral hood, so it’s important to lift your hood up and rinse thoroughly so it doesnt harden. 
-washing your “external” vulvar areas such as your public mound and outer lips is okay, though some may find skin here more sensitive.
-don’t douche. you may think it helps but it only masks any problems while causing more. douching throws of your flora, alters your PH and forces bacteria into your cervix.
-water and a soft, clean wash cloth is all you need to clean your vulvar areas that contain a mucous membrane. you do not need to wash these areas. applying soaps or cleaners to these areas removes of natural necessary lubricants and bacteria. this may cause irritation, inflammation, major discomfort and dryness. some amount of moistness should always be present.
-a vast majority of vaginal washes, even those touted as hypoallergenic, still contain dyes and fragrances which are known irritants. read the label.
-while Summer’s eve is a lesser of evils with a PH of 3.0 - 3.5 (still not quite correct), it is still a cleanser. vaginal washes are used to cleanse “bad” bacteria from your vulva. they also wash away the “good” bacteria needed to maintain a healthy balance.
-castile soaps (like Dr. Bronner’s) has a pH of about 8.9. these are not suggested.
-never insert any cleansing agents into your vagina.
-the information above applies to any gels, deodorants, perfumed products and wipes, too. these can all disturb your natural balance.
-while they still pose a possible risk of irritation, unscented baby wipes are the lesser of evils regarding “freshening up”.
-pay attention to your irritants and triggers. different people, different reactions
-everyone has different stances and different methods that work for them. if you aren’t experiencing vaginal discomfort or odd changes, you don’t have to discontinue certain product use. i do, however, recommend a trial period of leaving these products alone due to their effects on your vagina.
-allow your vagina to breathe. keep too-tight clothing to a minimum. cotton panties are the best option next to not wearing any at all. rotate the washcloth and towels you use to clean and dry your vagina.
-urinating after masturbation or sex reduces the amount of bacteria in your urethra wiping ‘front to back’ keeps rectal bacterial away from your vagina.
-naturally, food alters your vagina. balancing your diet in general and including things like pineapples, strawberries, yogurt, soy (the list goes on!) can influence your pH.
-beverages like water, cranberry juice and pineapple juice are also proven to improve vaginal health, and may even improve taste.
-adding a probiotic supplement can increase the amount of “good” bacteria called lactobacillus-your vagina.
-the less ideal your vaginal balance/pH is, the more vulnerable you are to infections and STDs.
-when it comes to internet home remedies, your mileage my vary. try everything with caution and research thoroughly.
cheers! your vagina will thank you.
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alexis-royce · 19 hours
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Links to Pacific Rim creator Travis Beacham's own posts on drift compatibility and drifting
Drift compatibility is psychological, not genetic
The better you know someone, the more likely you are to be drift compatible
Drift compatibility is potential, not fate
Drift compatibility can be a choice
Friendship is the foundation of drift compatibility
The drift requires trust
Trust is fundamental; also drift compatibility can be determined with anything that tests how well you can anticipate each others' moves
That even includes multiplayer video games
Many cadets wash out during Pons training when secrets come out in the drift and shatter their relationships
A lot of pilots get messed up by flinching over sexual thoughts
Trying to avoid thoughts just makes them worse
Not everything you see in the drift is always real; also the way to deal with thoughts is just let them flow by
Pilots communicate through "headspace"
Illustration of a conversation in headspace
First drifts can be very confusing, because partners don't understand each others' minds very well yet
The drift exposes pilots to each others' raw, unfiltered thoughts
Raleigh knew what Yancy was going to say
The drift doesn't let you read your partner's mind like a database, and you may not necessarily understand what you see. Also when Pentecost says he carries nothing into the drift he means he's calm and stable.
Pentecost gained this calmness through meditation
Trying to block your partner from your mind will make you lose control of the Jaeger
Pilots who fall below 90% sync will be in trouble
General information plus info on RABITs
You can chase your partner's RABIT
Another post confirming you can chase your partner's RABIT
More RABIT info
More general information
Travis Beacham defines ghost drifting
Partners' personalities can rub off on each other
Neural overload doesn't hit you all at once; it accumulates
The time a pilot can go solo varies, and it's a steep curve from fine to dead
More info on solo piloting
Being high in the drift probably makes it harder to avoid chasing the RABIT
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alexis-royce · 20 hours
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i'm sure it's fine
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alexis-royce · 20 hours
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Sorry for tagging your art with just # oogh or # oh. Just know this means im profoundly moved
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alexis-royce · 21 hours
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alexis-royce · 21 hours
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I need a new pinned but I'm too lazy..........
about me
my website
my games
my fandom side blog
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alexis-royce · 24 hours
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70s Holmes & Watson
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alexis-royce · 24 hours
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Neurodivergent people love pacific rim bc its basic theses are “two besties who share a braincell can pilot a mecha” and “what if crab was big”
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alexis-royce · 1 day
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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
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