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Remember in the 90′s where we went through a phase where all electronics had transparent casing?

Shit was WILD! I want this today! Fuck “rose gold” or whatever, give me a transparent smartphone so I can directly stare daggers at my dying battery with every software update!

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OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

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somebody please take my pen and paper away #indulgences #martinluther #comic #johnyjohnyyespapa via Instagram https://ift.tt/2BrT4nW

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חג #חנוכה שמח לכולם!!! via Instagram https://ift.tt/2DYOeSj

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I feel personally attacked by this relatable content

Me: *is autistic*

Me: *uses sarcasm*

Me: “See, I have a great sense of humor!”

Someone else: *uses sarcasm*

Me: *takes it seriously and gets confused/upset*

Someone else: “…it’s a joke”

Me:

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Finding out that Frances Dana Barker Gage, a white woman, rewrote Sojourner Truth’s famous speech to be more stereotypically “Southern slave” (complete with slurs and misspellings like dat, dere, dey) when Sojourner Truth was actually from New York and spoke only Dutch until she was almost ten and wouldn’t have actually sounded that way linguistically and decidedly did not use the phrase “Ain’t I A Woman?” at all is…whew. And on top of everything, she embellished details about Sojourner Truth’s life (like the number of children she had/how many of them were sold into slavery), wrote that ST said that she could take beatings like a man, and the reception of the speech in the room (she claims ST was called a n*gg*r, earlier accounts say the room was welcoming).

Lmaooo peak white feminist antics.

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We Exist- we go waaaaaay back

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Ah yes, the burning artichoke, traditional hannukah symbol via Instagram https://ift.tt/2qRtJPp

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It snew via Instagram https://ift.tt/2Pjj7Yd

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I am nowhere near finished moving in, but I have an adorable electric fireplace now. via Instagram https://ift.tt/2CYXkh8

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If you're an artist looking to diversify your faces:

click this link

draw whomever you get

don’t worry about making it super-accurate, just focus on the characteristic parts of the face and have fun

the outcome might not look like the ref, but it will be different and more varied than faces you draw out of your head, an dprobably pretty rad on its own right!

feel free to reblog with your drawing, if you want!

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#inktober2018 18: bottle today's prompt lined up with my coworker's water bottle being on the table during a meeting, so I drew it #queerartist #transartist via Instagram https://ift.tt/2Ex0c7m

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FROST NOOOOOOO via Instagram https://ift.tt/2P3p76H

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implying that savoury icing is a thing #dominos via Instagram https://ift.tt/2NFARYf

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#inktober2018 7: Exhausted. #inktoberexhausted #queerartist #transartist via Instagram https://ift.tt/2CetS6z

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#inktober2018 Day 6: Drooling. I’m thinking about my favourite taco truck @rockysroadbrewdetroit. #inktoberdrooling #queerartist #transartist via Instagram https://ift.tt/2C3nkrm

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