"ohg ohg ohg you will never know the rich decadence of my European stinky mushy pervert cheese so good 50 euro stunky cheese" dont care and it cant fit good on american hamburger and it cant stick to your windshield even
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survivor’s guilt except it’s about the fruit quietly and prettily rotting in my fridge
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thinking abt this tweet again
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Team AVATAR playing Mahjong
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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apples DO suck but you need them for cider donuts and shitty grocery store gallon of cider so like they have their uses....
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish
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