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allseeing-illuminacho · 7 months
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FUCKING KING
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allseeing-illuminacho · 10 months
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Margot Robbie as Barbie & Ryan Gosling as Ken in Barbie (Film, 2023).  
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allseeing-illuminacho · 10 months
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I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again
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allseeing-illuminacho · 10 months
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Boring old werewolf instincts:
Sexual jealousy
Constant aggression
Rigid hierarchy
Must win sports
Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™
Eat people
Cool new werewolf instincts:
There is no five second rule
Corvids are friends
Hang out as a pack
Karaoke
Gotta pee
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I feel like...I’ve dragged you into my world.
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If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point
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when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy
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DAY 15
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
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Mila Jam (source)
Black Trans Lives Matter.
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Putting the full text of the NYT article that the first tweet was responding to underneath the cut.
Link to the original tweet: https://twitter.com/speechleyish/status/1275990670663012352
Link to a couple of more serious threads about exactly why the biennial “Durian: the Freakshow Fruit” articles are so annoying:
https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276088736296472577
https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276313332492845056
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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 
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Your landlord is a vampire, so he offers you a deal. You can pay your rent in money… or in blood.
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Look at them 💗 
via thezuzupetals
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