alphabetcompletionist

[alphabetcompletionist]

("Good afternoon, gentlemen. What will you be having today: salmon, steak, or lasagna?" "STEAK. ...I hate lasagna.")

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVW Y

22/26

please watch this scene from the Garfield movie that establishes how evil the villain is

#reblogs #>75%

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVWXY

24/26

I think about "seinfeld is a better arthurian adaptation than bbc's merlin bc it has a woman named elaine" every single day of my life. @ whoever commented that can we kiss.

#reblogs #>75% #>90%

[alphabetcompletionist]

sex with me is like completing the alphabet: after an f, you say 'gee!'

i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

#if this gets 1k notes i'll send it to him #not like strictly though

[alphabetcompletionist]

i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

#eyyyyy

[alphabetcompletionist]

sex with me is like completing the alphabet: there's an STD

i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

#look okay that one was low-hanging fruit

[alphabetcompletionist]

sex with me is like completing the alphabet: i want u right up close to my v

i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

[alphabetcompletionist]

sex with me is like completing the alphabet: i like it when it starts with the a

i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

#insert gesture to my behind

[alphabetcompletionist]

sex with me is like completing the alphabet: there's p about halfway through

i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

#they're not all good jokes

[alphabetcompletionist]

sex with me is like completing the alphabet: not usually with an x, but you'd be surprised how often it happens

i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVWXY

24/26

my local transit app has an unintelligible system where you pick an emoji instead of uploading a profile pic. and then it generates you a random flavor text name based on the emoji ??? anyway my name is scent of boog now

#reblogs #>75%

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHI LMNO RSTU Y

18/26

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

#reblogs

[alphabetcompletionist]

thinking of them again

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU W Y

23/26

#and per se and #not the right font but i cant be arsed too much #i think this is hard to do in 30 seconds? or at least not trivial? and you can always make sentences longer #it's not so much spelling as keeping track of a bunch of info at once #but a little spelling

[alphabetcompletionist]

("You're not gonna drink that cup of RAT POISON are you?" "Yup." "NO! George, gimme it, give, give me that, give, gimme! Now, you've got a lot to live for, just mellow out, okay? Let's get on with the interview." // "NO! George, oh, put that, put that down, George, sheesh! Just behave yourself." // "Strung up by your thumbs and- NO! George, oh, put that down, don't drink that cup!")

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y

23/26

a compilation of Weird Al begging George Harrison not to drink rat poison

#reblogs #>75% #sometimes i have to do the transcript when none of the ones out there are good enough

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUV Y

21/26

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

#reblogs #>75%

[alphabetcompletionist]

AB DEFGHIJKLMNO RSTUV Y

20/26

they shouldn't make him say it if he isnt ready

#reblogs #>75%

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEF HIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y

22/26

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

#reblogs #>75%

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTU W Y

21/26

#reblogs #>75%