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just realized i could get discworld audiobooks. there is hope for me yet

#i was ready to give up bc i cannot fuckin read anymore but #WOAH i can just listen to books #i love living in the future #kiki speaks

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Thinking about Laika again

I finally found a brush I like on procreate!

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An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

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UNWARRANTED?

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You know a characther is fucked up and traumatized when they are wearing one of these

#james sunderland holding hands with ethan winters

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Can't tell you how frequently I encounter posts on here for people with entirely opposite issues to me

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Flipping in bed like an omelette but one you keep flipping too early so the other side isn’t fully done and you know you gotta flip it back again soon

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reason for a snout is so you can stick your sniffer in areas, in order to get an accurate sniff. this was necessary back when god still hadnt finished the big jigsaw puzzle yet and there were unfilled crevices everywhere. end of chapter 4.

chapter 5: the smoothening of reality and decline of snouted beasts

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Thinking about the way Murderbot refers to itself and SecUnits in general as murderbots (derogatory) and then ComfortUnits as sexbots (derogatory)

Like yes. It definitely had some issues with ComfortUnits as a concept that it needed to work through but it's also funny to think that maybe it'd just be like that for any given "unit," regardless of function.

CulinaryUnit: Oh if you need a weapon there's knives in the kitchen, if you want to stop by.

Murderbot: (Disdainfully) I don't need to take advice from a chefbot.

Murderbot: (Internally) Yes, I did stop by the kitchen, and I did get the fucking knives. Whatever.

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*blows up balls with mind*

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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Me if I was an idol and they ask what kind of person would I date: hmmm.... someone despicable and cruel 😊

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Hm

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#stupidest fucking car in the world oh my god #elongated muskrat what the fuck is up dude #(its money)

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly