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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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Sugardaddy/sugarbaby relationship but the one with money is an annoying 23 year old who like, made a successful app in college or something, and the poor one is a 40-something single dad with medical debt who was just 'made redundant' at his soul-killing job. Mmmmm-hmmmm.... Thinking about this.

#omg yessssss

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.

#we stan #hmc

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Summer Hualian Modern AU

#tgcf #hualian

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movie vs book (i adore them both) 

#excellent #hmc #dwj

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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

#tbf they never feature in dreams but mainly in nightmares #like i need to send a message or check how to get some place and i can never get my phone to do it #jeez could it be that i have anxiety???

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The Sword and the Brocade

The window is torn. Where is it torn? It looks fine. I said, the window is torn. 

#this show was so good!

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Today, April 26, is the International Day of Remembrance of the Chornobyl Disaster.

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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This interaction lives rent-free 24/7 in my mind.

#iwaoi #hq

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Xie Lian, my sweet sweet sweet comfort character T_T <333 ILYSM <3

#tgcf #hualian

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STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

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#naruto #kakashi

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comic commission for @vfclayr, based on this post by @kkirincorrectquotes

Calli ty so much for commissioning me to draw THE BLORBOS

#naruto #kakairu #perfect