You seem so cool. 🫀
Thank you anon, I feel really cool lately 💜
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Dating is insufferable and I do not recommend. I have taken up (further taken) plant hoarding, and I do recommend. Now that I have no one to stop me or tell me no, my home is being invaded by green friends and I couldn’t be happier.
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Saw hundreds of people shuffling valentines gifts out the door for their partners and spouses, saw some people crying in the aisles secretly.
I’m in the crying in the aisle secret pile.
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Who the hell is Stanley
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I told him to add milk:
My son (🕷️) made boxed Mac n cheese then texted the family group chat:
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My son (🕷️) made boxed Mac n cheese then texted the family group chat:
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I can’t license my vehicle without my ex being present and the tags are expired I have no vehicle 😂
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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i hope im not just a mutual to you but also some sort of a fucked up creature
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This morning when my youngest woke up he said “hold me mama” so I held him in my arms and closed my eyes, and he said “your breath is so stinky it could stink up the whole world”
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I think when people ask why my husband tried to kill me I’m gonna tell them it was over a monopoly game since it makes more sense
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I’m always pairing myself up with anxious peeps cuz I have something called *~ idealistic delusions~* which is the exact opposite of anxiety
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This flu is wild I can’t walk
Why wouldn’t I want sore throat fever and vomiting after work before my 1st weekend off in two weeks 🤮🤒
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Why wouldn’t I want sore throat fever and vomiting after work before my 1st weekend off in two weeks 🤮🤒
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