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Appa, yeet yeet

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ah, teenagers

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Disney Meme: Animated Movies [10/10]

Peter Pan (1953)

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one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

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some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

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*Breaks down door* THERE ARE GIANTS IN THE SKY

*Throws chair across the room* THERE ARE GIANTS IN THE SKY

*punches hole in the wall* THERE ARE BIG TALL TERRIBLE GIANTS IN THE SKY

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SLOTTED SPOONS DON’T HOLD MUCH SOUP

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FRIENDLY REMINDER

THE👏WOODS👏ARE👏JUST👏TREES👏THE 👏TREES👏 ARE 👏JUST 👏WOOD👏

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SHE GIVES YOU FOOD AND GIVES YOU REST

AND SHE DRAWS YOUR CLOSE TO HER GIANT BREAST

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YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DECISION IS 

WHICH IS NOT TO DECIDE

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INTO THE WOODS IT’S ALWAYS WHEN YOU THINK AT LAST YOU’RE THROUGH AND THEN 

INTO THE WOODS YOU GO AGAIN TO TAKE ANOTHER JOURNEY

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witches can be right

giants can be good

you decide what’s right

you decide

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AGONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

FAR MORE PAINFUL THAN YOUUUURRRRRRRRS

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AND THOUGH SCARY IS EXCITING, NICE IS DIFFERENT THAN GOOD

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but how was i to KNOW what your father had also HIDDEN in his POCKET

what?

BEANS!

BEANS?!

THE SPECIAL BEANS

I LET HIM GO I DIDN’T KNOW HE’D STOLEN MY BEANS 

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I WAS WATCHING HIM CRAWL BACK OVER THE WALL WHEN

BANG

CRASH

A LIGHTNING FLASH AND

well that’s another story never mind ANYWAY

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INTO THE WOODS WITHOUT DELAY BUT CAREFUL NOT THE LOSE THE WAY INTO THE WOODS WHO KNOWS WHAT MAY BE LURKING ON THE JOUUURRNNEY INTO THE WOODS TO GET THE THING THAT MAKES IT WORTH THE JOURNEYING INTO THE WOODS

TO SEE THE KING

TO SELL THE COW

TO MAKE THE POTION

TO SEE TO SELL TO GET TO BRING TO MAKE TO LIFT TO GO TO THE FESTIVAL INTO THE WOODS INTO THE WOODS AND OUT OF THE WOOOOOOOOOODDDS

AND HOME BEFORE DAAAAR K